Cody, Eily and Bokhari
| My life is uneventful. Boring. Mundane. However everything is much better when she pops up. Dear Sister, if you are reading this, I hate you. Call her the sun if you will but she brightens up my day, more so than the multiple lamps in my room or a camera flash. Whatever, Im speaking gibberish. I hate Stats, I dont get Stats. I will never get Stats. I have Stats homework due tomorrow. I think I'll stop after I write 1(a). I shall depend on a source more reliable. I cant seem to get a grasp on it. Stats seems so...ethereal. Today has been declared "Anti-Ivan Yong aka Pussy Day" or "We Hate Ivan Day" for short. He has been mean. He has been cruel. He has been selfish. That is why we dont like him. We're kidding Ivan, we love you. But still, if Ivan runs over a biawak while driving, he'll go " oh, i hit a biawak." five minutes after the poor biawak has gone to wherever biawaks go after they die. It's not a big surprise, Ivan you watch the tv advertisements? Where kids can do like complex algebra after they eat Brands? Go eat Brands. Please do, for the sake of all biawaks both big and small. I am supposed to be at gym now, lifting hardcore weights with Ian Bokh Jon and others (eily you are classified as others, Xiong di points -5). Bokh is as thick as an arm, there is no denying it. Rolan believes we can crush Bokh's chest with one punch, I believe so too. That is why Bokh is considering taking seriously overpriced weight gainers. Weight gainers I'll have you know cause liver problems. Bokh we love you the way you are. Please do not jeapardise your own health, although you are oh so very crushable. Sar, Donate to stem cell research. With stem cells, we will be able to gain superpowers in the near future, I would personally like the power to generate money from pee. I shall control the world. yours, but not in a very sane way, Dee (lah) Insert signature here |
stole your heart at : 7:49 PM