Checked up on JonLove and Eric, they are doing fine save for the extreme emo-ness that they are experiencing right now. I am not good at comforting people so I will let them slit their wrists should they feel like it but I am confident they will not hit an artery. Veins only make a mess but fail to do the job. For now I will hide all the razors from my house should they come over looking for them. Ian Chan is definitely ecstatic, I dropped a 30lb weight on his foot with no visible effect, he continued on smiling and going on as if nothing had happened. Congratulations Ian Chan, we are happy for you. Checked up on BlAz3 and GotHZorXxYy my poklen fighting fishes, they have been at it for a couple of hours. The mating ritual of fighting fish is so very uncomplicated. They do not involve roses or sappy poems. Instead they use the weather as a spawning trigger. Now my tank is covered with spawn. I do not dare put my finger in the water for fear of touching fighting fish semen. The holidays are ending and I have done nothing significant. Fail. I think Eric and Jon are on their way here. I think Sherwin is coming along too. I hope he is doing fine with his boo. Changi is coming, he wants to use his penguin style but its raining, he is gonna slip. =/ It is gonna rain soon, I should put raincoats on my dogs, but I won't because I simply am too lazy. And I don't think they make raincoats for dogs, well not in the Southeast Asia region anyways. Speaking of dogs, I hope my dogs are not...doing the nasty. They are both males and at 6 months old, they have reached dog puberty where their hormones are let fly and you know...hiao hiao lah. I hope they have not committed any sins against nature. Here I give you the top ten reasons to avoid girls.
Blogged/Yours/Yours Faithfully, Dee |
Bokh patriotic.
Bokh and Izzat.
Bokh featuring JibBlackdiamond, ZatShuflla, ChrisRock and 2 friendly giants. PUNGGI.
Bokh in action.
Bokh uncool position.
Bokh stealing Izzat's girl.
Today is Eric's birthday. Everyone should wish him a happy birthday. I forgot to punggi him today; I should have, as a birthday gift. This is for the monster picture victims (especially rabi)...
Have a great one.
I apologise for being absent all this while. Eric shall get a nice punggi from me.
Till then,
Soulja Boy Bokh
Signing out.
ps, I hate Roland.
pps, I'm kidding. But he is a bulldog.
Jon, don't be sad. We going big in a months time, prolly gonna reach Dexter Jackson standard. Then you're gonna have your pick of the girls, love. Eric's bash is gonna be soon. Its gonna be epic. I apologize for not blogging, it has been busy. My back hurts ffs. I have nothing to blog about. yours, Dee |