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I'm here to talk about something very important which I have yet to stress about, that is Bola Sepak. You might be wondering why I am here blogging instead of wanking myself to math equations or studying about rift volcanoes in Africa. Well here's what I've got to say to that:
- My toes are scribbling math equations and solving logarithmic equations while I scan through Aspects of Physical Geo by Marianne Chong, fingers typing silly things. I am actually studying.
- I am inspired to blog after watching last night's Merseyside derby where Liverpool kicked Everton's ass. Take that Jon! To those of you who doesn't know what a Merseyside derby is then you probably have an IQ of 10 or no common sense at all cause I have just said that it was a Liverpool-Everton match, sort of.
- During these rough times, I tend to reminisce the good times. Back when there were no stress to do well in exams, no blogs to blog, no responsibilties to be responsible for, no kids to to kid around with, just me and my passion for a ball and the art of kicking it.
- Hmm what was point number 4? I'll get back to you on this later. I have a headache now.
Football has been the most popular sport in the country since umm well I'm not sure. Well it was there when I was born. Though not very good at the sport, we Bruneians are passionate about it. What better way to get your mind off work, studies, jessica alba or crack (for those who do them) than football. So if you wish to get started and get into football then the first thing to do is to pick a favourite football team, preferably from the EPL cause that's all you get from ESPN.
Here's some tips on how not to pick you're team:
- Do not pick your team base on the colour of their jersey. Eg. If you're favourite colour is white then don't pick Derby just because they have white jerseys. They're rubbish.
- Do not pick your team because you think the manager of the team is kinda hot cause managers get sacked.
- Don't try to be adventurous and pick a team from the bottom half of the table cause you'll end up being heart broken every saturday night.
- And last but not least don't pick teams with the words such as United, Manchester, C.Ronaldo, Old Trafford associated with them.
Now if you have just followed my 'how not to pick your team' tips, I am sure you have landed yourself the right choice. That's right, Liverpool FC is the right choice! : )
Oh crap I just rememberred point number 4!
This post is for Jon shim who is now sufferring from severe lung collapse and a broken heart. Poor guy got let down by his team. No need to kill yourself over it Jon.
Love,
Bokh
ps, Three cheers for Dirk Kuyt
stole your heart at : 8:25 PM
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Selamat Hari Raya : )
After one month of fasting, not being able to pick our nose or any other haram stuff and not to mention countless hours spent on cleaning the house, shopping for new furnitures, baking cakes (or buying) and decorating our baju raya with manik and such, the time has come where little kids run around houses, knocking everything in their path and spilling orange soda on the carpet and adults eating as if they've fasted for a month, cleaning up after split orang sodas and... oh what the shit its RAYAA! wooo.
I could not finish decorating my baju melayu with furs and manik due to my intense 16 hours-studytime a day schedule sooo I had to settle for the conventional baju melayu, that is without the manik. Pity.
Raya is a happy time.
Sometimes Bitter.
But usually happy : )
There's lots of food to eat, drinks to drink, silly jokes to lol at...
... and girls dressed like paddle pop.
But then again its mostly about the money baby.
Tsk. Kids these days
Selamat Hari Raya
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Maaf Zahir dan Batin
Sincerely,
Bokh
ps, I'd like to post some words but I haven't got the time so yeah some pictures ought to do it.
pps, you've been emofied. cheers
stole your heart at : 11:45 AM
Eric is gay
Just a few more days til Ramadhan is over and we'll be celebrating Raya. Whoozah! I have spent the last few days designing and beautifying my cara melayu with manik-manik and such, altering my cara melayu so that it would not look so gay. I think I have outdone myself this time.
Moving on. I woke up for sahur today with a very severe broken heart. What was the cause? Relationship problems of course! You'd think that someone as smart and charismatic as me wouldn't have much problems with relationships. But this particular problem was inevitable.
I was up all night cheering for my love. Sparkling juice and keropok doritos ready in case there was going to be a celebration. Sure enough, Triple H netted for the reds not long afterwards. Joyful moment that was. Liverpool was up by one and was constantly on the attack. Love was in the air. I could sense the celebration coming. There I was, a happy boy deeply in love, smilling to himself. But I thought wrong for my love turned her back on me. Minutes before half time she let the ball roll past her own net and minutes after half time she let the ball roll past her net once again. I was left stunned, my dreams shattered. All this time she was only giving me false hope. Everything just fell apart like that, without warning. I was hurt but cry I did not for I believed that she would come back. However, I thought wrong again. Things didn't get any better. She was playing hard to get. Darn it. I couldn't take it any longer so I switched off the tele and went to bed with a permanent scar in my fragile heart. Something that I thought time could not mend.
But just like any other past relationships, I have learnt to move on. I was no longer sad after I learnt from a friend at school that prettyboy Fernando Torres equalised for the Kops before the final whistle. Whoozah! Ahaha. For about 7 hours life was bitter. All is good now and I have recovered from my hangover.
This leads us to the next
Lessons by dee-elicious.blogspot # i've lost track
Never ever fall in love or have a relationship (obsession) with a football team for it will cause you to write a full paragraph of very unlogical things which is a waste of time cause the time used to write a full paragraph of unlogical things can be used to do more productive things such as studying chemistry or waxing your feet (in the case of girls with hairy legs).
Enough said, Liverpool is the best club in the world! regardless of their recent poor performance.
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We won't be updating regularly as we would be busy milking hamsters, shaving deers and most off all revising for our exams. So til then, happy advance Hari Raya, selamat berpuasa and err jangan main mercun. Yeah.
Love,
Bokh
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ps, picture is for syazziewinnie the pony <3
pps, ian benji jangan jealous!
stole your heart at : 6:36 PM
Cody, Eily and Bokhari 
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