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Friday, August 31, 2007

once again, feck u bo. XD

NotSoSexyElicious is heree!

Its sad to say that from today onwards, I shall be joining cody on a voyage to make the world a better place. Feck that. Im going on a long hiatus for about 3 months. Something i came up with the mother just before my O's.

Lessons learned by Dee-elicious #3

O level's is not funny. It is the ~~gay~~.

Sigh, if life was so fair, then why do roses have thorns? *emo*

Far's bday tomoro. I dont know what to wear. Ian and i are dressing up like clowns.

Uneventful day it is. I cut my hair. Regretted doing so cause i look like an 8 yr old kid with short mushroom hair now. Went rba with roLand, he owned me in squash 10 sets to 0, tied in badminton, and we played tennis a bit.

Am currently chatting only now. No mood to blog at all. Bobo is a slave driver. kidding bokh.

And here's an interesting chat between ian, gladys and i.

∞ i miss you says:
my life is almost officially overRRrr
UIC rutipaun #234 aim and press; all you help =) says:
thats why you got me and eric
∞ i miss you says:
phew
∞ i miss you says:
is taht a good or a bad thing?
UIC rutipaun #234 aim and press; all you help =) says:
2 form 5 losers outta love to listen =p
∞ i miss you says:
hahahaha
UIC rutipaun #183 eric | dead broke. says:
HAHAHA
UIC rutipaun #183 eric | dead broke. says:
yea and come to think of it, ian and i are very single =/ we dont know jack about love.

I'm tired. My internet is failing me. Im off people. XD
Don't miss me =P

Unloved,
Elicious

stole your heart at : 10:39 PM

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Great White Pacu

Im here to reply tags again cause gay eric is busy practising his gay kissy pose for another party. He posted so many pictures of himself, it's making this blog gay. Ahaha don't get angry ric. It's okay.

Replies:
Cheahwen- Damn it. The kid wasnt cute. Happy belated birthday by the way, from cody, eric and bokh =D Forgot to wish you the other day. Heh.
Amelia- Woo. Amelia has good fashion sense. Haha thanks. Bokh doesnt get about the plaster, so yeah.
Syaziewinnie The Pony- Yea yea me mom got it =S
Elena- Ahaha I wasnt annoyed. Maybe a little. The shirt sexy rugged cool okay.
Ziqah- Eric says thanks for the pictures. He got emo cause you took so long to upload the pictures.
Everyone who thinks eric should get his ears pierced- He's too chicken to do it.
Charlie- I think you're funny.

Dee-elicious fishing outing #I lost track

Caught 43 kilo giant great white pacu monster. Bokh missed out on the action cause he was in the shack reading teen mags. It was raining, fish weren't biting, he was sad. Can't blame him alright! Action caught on video by ian bin benji.

Video not suitable for underage children. Completely uncencored. Contains explicit words, mostly from benny.

Picture shows that Cody is still alive. He was a happy boy indeed.

...

Went to izzah's birthday party the night before our fishing trip. Cody didn't come cause he said he wanted to start revising for A'levels. Bokh spent most of the night at the party watching Liverpool on tele at izzah's place. Eric spent the night gay posing and trying to dance but failed miserably. Cody was at home revising.

Momo Sissoko. Legend.

As quoted by someone, "Momo Sissoko played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won."

Jeerah thinking about Liverpool's match. Aklimah got wasted. Haziq depressed cause Aklimah got wasted. Bokh thinking. Rab just wants to get into the picture. Bokh can't dance okay.

Tis our friend Nigel. Featured friend of the week. Smart, charming and a real ladies man. Awesome skills in tennis and squash. Proper catch for the girls. Peace. Hehe.

Emo no more,

Bokh

Ps, Eric has to find his inner-masculinity.

stole your heart at : 9:57 PM

Monday, August 27, 2007

feck u bobo.

fishyyElicious is heree!!
Oh mY g0Dz, lots of things have been happenin recently.

25/08/07.
Righteous, it was supergirl's night sky masquerade birthday party. Good fun.

far, zah, ian, i.

random.

far, qilah, i.

We all got wasted and drunk. Ian, zul and i had to share a small store room under the stair case ; the room was the size of izzah's wardrobe but heck, we squeezed in and had a good sleep.

p.s. Well they were tons of pics but ziqah is lagging so i'll post more up some time soon.

Also during that night, after crashing at izzah's mansion, i left for vivien's cousins-and-super-close-friends-only farewell party. Nothing much happened there, just chatted a bit with the hot girls. Namely, Gladys, Shin, CheaHong, BibienYap. Super fun can. We were *cough* smoking ~~shisha~~ and ~~ganja~~.

That was for one day.

26/08/07

HoMgZ, we are fishing today! Fishing gear ready, hooks, rods, baits, floaters, sinkers, snacks, ian's guitar, my lucky undies, cody's sure-catch rod, bobo's cawir bamboo rod and emo relationship magazine, benny's abdul garcia rod? , peppermint cadbury.

The girls were supposed to join us too but they passed out cause the thought of cutting up the small fishes as bait and all the blood gushing out scared them. So it was only the guys. Yeah! all the fishes for ourselves. Righteous, it rained. heavily. Great success.

Everyone got wet, i was running around, doin my param-pam-pam dance which brought us the extra good luck, bobo stayed in the shack and read his emo magazine. Ian almost caught a whale but his line got cut. As cody and benny were helpin him, i was skilfully slicing small fish fillet as bait.

Just when i was looking away, the chair dropped into the pond. Then benny's rod was pulled away with it too. OMFGzX, with precise aiming, cody casted his line and hooked onto ben's rod. Ben reeled in a 5kg monster fish. We measured and found out it was the size of cody's head 3 times.

Oo yea, we released the fish back into the pond. After 3+ hours of professional fishing, i caught a tree, ian almost caught a shark, cody almost caught a stingray, benny caught a few midget fishes and one monster fish, bobo caught the worker's attention and we saw them disappear into the store room. Go figure. Wow, great fun.

We are sad, lonely, emo, very single and available. >=3

Lover,
Elicious.

stole your heart at : 10:38 PM

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Make it slower make it faster

Glad I am that qualifying exam is over. We've got some of our marks for qualifyings already. As usual amy pawned us all in every subject. Nao hia jia ha mi liao? An ni keng!

Replies to tags (I don't normally do this but Eric is not here at the mo. And there's been lots of tags =S so yeah) :

Izzah- It's okay bokh doent wanna be your boyfriend =p

Ah Jon shimmy- Emo-wannabe i need my harry pothead back!

Kwang- Goodwork. You go girl!

Vivien yapchiacia- Cody will be back after O's. He is currently into yoga and meditating. Best not disturb him.

Amelia- We feel you. Its okay. If you follow dee-elicious lessons #1 and #2 it'll be alright. Okay don't. All the best from dee, eric, bokh =D

Panic!atthediscofan- We don't know. We sure don't know.

Baz- Eric has style.. pause.. Nat! Bokh has got more style.

Lessons today by dee-elicious #3

Never try to be cute by wearing a pink shirt with a pair of boots hanging over your neck.

Little kid: Ahaha kasut!

Bokh: ...

Amal-chan: Eee.. I don't know you.

Bokh: ...

Annoying tuition girl: Why are you wearing pink?

Bokh: ...

Tuition teacher: Why are you hanging a pair of shoes over your neck?

Bokh: ...

Normally i wouldn't wear pink. Pink is the colour of pink flowers, pink fairies, pigs and hippo's milk. Heck, poklens wear pink but somehow i felt adventurous today and went for it. Gosh! Attempt to be cute failed.

End of lesson.

...

Dee-elicious simpsonized.

Simpsonized dee and eric looks better than real cody and eric. Real bokh looks better than simpsonized bokh.

Off to slit his wrist,

Bokh

stole your heart at : 10:00 PM

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

woooooooootzor

Sexy peopleeeeeeeeeee!
SexyElicious is backk! XD
Yes yes, i know everyone was starting to worry. Well, Im still pretty much alive and kicking. Wheeeeeeee!! Happy is i, exams are overrrr for cody and i. Bobo still has to sit for his 9th paper. Well no one cares about him.
Thanks to our oh so lovely taggers who kept the tagboard alive even though we were all on hiatus. Ian and i are giving free hugs XD
MWAHAHAH REPLIES:

Elena - Perempuan gila lena! haha long time no seeeeee! Yea i havent been to tuition for a long time la, u can ask gary if ur curious hehe XD GOOD LUCK FOR UR EXAMS LENA >=D
Gladys - YAN YAN! Good luck to you too woman! XD
Jonshimmy - KNN CCB why did u scribble on the book!? Feck u jon! feck u. I regretted borrowing u the book! by bobo. well im pretty sure tats what he was gonna say.
Cheahwen - HIIIIII CHEAHWEN xD
Farah - Wheeeeee fishing this sunday. Get ready to get your hands dirty woman! BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING! blood splatter from worm* evil grin* MWAHAH
Vycc - Bibien yap! 10 more days =/ im going to cry like a baby. ur leaving. boo you. haha yea we're still aliveeeee yoo!
Cikgu Haiseh - Bobo likes you. He wants to sexy-time with u in the HEP. One on one. 50 dollars he stay all night. XD

WootZx as i've mentioned earlier in the tagboard, PEOPLE! CODY IS SELLING HAMSTERS! 2 for $15 only! Bobo is selling his bamboo fishing pole for only $10. Im selling my used undies, 103% anti-bacteria and machine washable for $5 only.
Desperate we are for some $_$ because we need to get presents for 2 beautiful ladies.
Names not mentioned to prevent people from stalking. Currently i've got 28 cents in my wallet, bobo's dead broke and cody spent all his money on ~~ganja~~.

WHOOOOOOOO! EXAMS OVER! Gosh im still not over the fact that its over!

Lessons learned by Dee-elicious #2

Qualifying exams is the crazy. Science papers were payah. Malay paper was hardcore. English paper was cake. Add Maths was ice cream. POA was un-balancable. Geo was like peanut. And the rest was alright? The point is to not learn 1 hour before exams. U start to panic and u forget everything. Last minute studying never works.

Or better yet, don't study. BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING! =P

Today is an eventful day, after qualifyings. I ran out the hall like a crazy mad man and shouted WOOOOTzXx WE BE FISHING! DONT BE TRIPPING FOO! FO SHIZZO! Righteous. I started giving everyone free hugs and they thought i was a desperate lunatic =/ But that dint stop me from spreading the love yo! And in the end, i got beaten up.

abused. kes buli.

Righteous, mummy came after that and we left to jollibeexZx yo chicken tochino yo! =/ they ran out of it. ~~feckers~~. Burn the place i shall. Got back home after lunch, showered then left for badminton at rbrc. Whee i lost in all my games. Great success!

WootzXor we be fishing tis sunday. deedee, bobo, me, iannie, and a bunch of girls. Names not mentioned again. haramsh*t yo. Anyways we be fishing for scorpion fishes and jelly fishes. Buy a trident. Rent a boat. Champagne. Bobo bringing shisha. Cody with his hamsters. Ian with his guitar and silly medleys. Yea u get the picture.

Picturesque eh. HAHA anyways, everyone just cant wait for fishing and alsoo someone's bday party is coming up. Outfits, masks, booze, disco lights, pole dancing, ian's electrifying robot dance. Yea! That be fun.

Haha reminds me of new year 2006.

2006. new year's eve.

Okay, ian and i have issues. Not only are we emo. We feel that we do not have the hot aura most men possess. Its sad. Thats why we're giving away free hugs yo! Haha we envy guys with sexy abs, corny pickup lines. Yea all those. HAHA like zul who has the masculine physique, hairy bod. Yea. XD haha dont kill me zboobs.

Bah thats all, i need to shower. I smell like a fish ah.

Quotes;

Tis poor bobo who is sittin for his 9th Poa paper tomoro.
-currysmell and murtabak says:
tell them im alive but suffering.

Tis izzah and 3 other desperate guys.
eezah ; says:
or you guys can sleep in the guest room
UIC rutipaun #234 aim and press; try shooting at peanuts. that's how i am says:
i'll wake up the next morning to find farah next to me
148 says:
I want eezah eh next to me
UIC rutipaun #183 eric | never stop. XD says:
absofeckinglutely hanky panky detected

Then there were blood splatters and lots of fighting between the guys.
Haha thats all i guess.

Lover,
SexyElicious

stole your heart at : 2:14 PM

Thursday, August 16, 2007

I feel you

We are half way through our qualifying exams. Few more papers to go. So far its okay. My 2 personal favourite papers were Malay paper 2 and Chemistry paper 1. As Mr Borat would say it. Very nice...

...NOT!

Lessons By Dee-elicious #1

I have developed a skill which i find very useful when sitting for mcq papers and which I successfully applied while sitting for my chemistry paper 1.

Never leave mcq questions unanswered. All questions unanswered eg. when out of time (or when unsure about the answer), should be be answered as C!

P(answer is C) = 1/4 but probabilty doesn't really work that way in real life. I have a theory that most answers in an mcq paper is C. This theory came up to me after doing several past year mcq questions and exam papers. I am 5-78% sure of it.

Which is why the last 10 questions of my mcq paper were all answered C. Feck my chem paper sucked.

End of lesson.

...

June O'level results is out ah! Feck i thought I would've failed Bahasa Melayu but heck i got a B. I wasn't pleased with my English though. Overall i thought it was alright but it got me mom a bit skeptical. I shall work harder for the November exam. I'll start right after our fishing trip. Must try to improve Bahasa Melayu.

This blog is pretty much dead now that we havent posted anything for ages. Me mom got back from Singapore yesterday and brought banyak baju-baju, kasut, gula, seluar dalam dan lain-lain. Saya amat gembira sehingga saya melompat-lompat kerana kegembiraan dan dagu saya terjatuh ke lantai. Setelah mengucap terima kasih kepada ibu saya, saya pun pergi ke bilik saya untuk mengulangkaji untuk peperiksaan subjek kimia yang akan saya duduki pada esuk harinya.

Sekian terima kasih,
Bokh

ps, cody is still alive.
pps, bokh needs some sleep and cough medicine.

stole your heart at : 10:05 PM

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Im sorry

I'm sick and I'm sad.
Something's wrong with me.
But it's not that bad.
Just leave me be.

Feck. I've been robbed.
Hiatus.

stole your heart at : 10:23 PM