Women as explained by engineers
ELEMENT: Woman
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
- Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
- Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason.
- Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
- Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
- The most powerful money reducing reagent known to man.
COMMON USE
- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
- Can greatly aid relaxation.
- Can be a very effective cleaning agent.
HAZARDS
- Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
- Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.
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Haha i thought that was rather funny. I apologise to the women. This was not my work.
It has been a while since any of us updated this blog. I apologise on behalf of cody and eric, especially eric. Our lives have not been so eventful lately to blog about. I dislike GP. Eric is a pest. Eric is a witch. Shun the pest. Shun the witch. Haha. I'm kidding.
Life at N-united (I prefer to call it N-united now) is very stressful.
Cheers,
Bokh.
ps, someone save elmo, please.
pps, save eric too. he is falling in love.
Cody, Eily and Bokhari 
stole your heart at : 9:32 PM