Checked up on JonLove and Eric, they are doing fine save for the extreme emo-ness that they are experiencing right now. I am not good at comforting people so I will let them slit their wrists should they feel like it but I am confident they will not hit an artery. Veins only make a mess but fail to do the job. For now I will hide all the razors from my house should they come over looking for them. Ian Chan is definitely ecstatic, I dropped a 30lb weight on his foot with no visible effect, he continued on smiling and going on as if nothing had happened. Congratulations Ian Chan, we are happy for you. Checked up on BlAz3 and GotHZorXxYy my poklen fighting fishes, they have been at it for a couple of hours. The mating ritual of fighting fish is so very uncomplicated. They do not involve roses or sappy poems. Instead they use the weather as a spawning trigger. Now my tank is covered with spawn. I do not dare put my finger in the water for fear of touching fighting fish semen. The holidays are ending and I have done nothing significant. Fail. I think Eric and Jon are on their way here. I think Sherwin is coming along too. I hope he is doing fine with his boo. Changi is coming, he wants to use his penguin style but its raining, he is gonna slip. =/ It is gonna rain soon, I should put raincoats on my dogs, but I won't because I simply am too lazy. And I don't think they make raincoats for dogs, well not in the Southeast Asia region anyways. Speaking of dogs, I hope my dogs are not...doing the nasty. They are both males and at 6 months old, they have reached dog puberty where their hormones are let fly and you know...hiao hiao lah. I hope they have not committed any sins against nature. Here I give you the top ten reasons to avoid girls.
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