Cody, Eily and Bokhari
| Today was like the best first day of school....ever. There I was in the auditorium minding my own business while eric punched my shoulder happily when suddenly some people stood up. Driven by my guilt, I too stood up like a nukedzorx shufflaz and moved up the stage. Apparently, I was found guilty of wearing PE attire when I should have been wearing normal uniform eh mah. The above crime carries the punishment of 100 lashings from a plastic bendy ruler. For having long hair, you get your hair pulled and tied up with pretty barbie doll ( hello kitty might also do ) ribbons. Neways I stood up for like what seemed 45938 lightyears and I really really really had to pee. Eric kept punching me all the way. He is fat and dark and kana tipu and tipsy and gay. Eric is mean. He gave my class the name NerdZorx United. Again, he is really really mean. He then proceeded to label everyone in class. Eric is also very stereotypical. First day of school was terrible. It was a disaster. I cried myself to sleep, from the 100 lashings of the plastic bendy ruler and the mental stress of having to hold my pee for 45 minutes. Yours, Sexyelicious is mean and asleep right now prolly hugging his dino doll ( yes eric has a dino doll named eily ). Cody Lim Zhang Zhung which would be my name if my name wasnt Cody Lim Yun Zhan. Cody Brad Pitt Angelina Tomkat Cruise would also be acceptable. |
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