That's Cody having fun with an elephant.
My holiday wasn't as exciting as it was not filled with joyful elephant rides, outdoor fishing for monster fishes or hanging out with foreign transvestites. Instead, I spent my holiday wrestling stingrays, feeding polar bears and playing with pink dolphins.
The homies.
Captain Undiepants.
The beach was more happening than Gadong itself.
Stingray got owned.
Ahaha and pink dolphins. No shit, they were pink.
I met up with Ian at Orchard and both of us brought our poklen game on. Ian shopped for bargain boxers and David Hasselhoff tshirt.
So while we were doing our things, Ian making a poklen out of himself along Orchard, there was a bunch of Christmas girls dressed like Santa (without beards of course) stalking us, or prolly just me. Shocking I know. One of them approached us and gave me candy despite me being with Ian. Ian had to break dance to get the girl's attention. He got lucky and got candy too. Right on. So we kept meeting the Christmas girls and they kept giving us candy. Ian was touched as he had never been treated so well by girls.
Ian and I went our separate ways after his mom came. It was a very sad moment for the both of us :'( I took the MRT to the station nearest to where I was staying and then got on a bus. Unfortunately I got off at the wrong stop and was lost somewhere in Singapore. But scared I was not. So I thought I could walk home. But wrong I was. I walked for about an hour but to no avail. I came to rest at a park and finally found a bus which could take me home and reached home about 2 hours late.
And so that ends my journey.
It has been tiring, it has been awesome but most of all ... it has been LEGENDARY.
Til then, there're new episodes of How I Met Mamamu to catch up.
Cheers,
Bokh