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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Damn knee

Bokh is here. Bokh is not missing. Bokh is not dead. Bokh is alive.

I have just been busy after the exams. With football, badminton, squash, gym, bowling and other social activities such as hanging out at G-town, memoklen at G-town and etc. It has been a productive holiday. Which is why i haven't been blogging. But since, I am home tonight without any plans I might as well do this blog a favour.

Alrightey, had futsal tournament today. Played real hard, scored a few, missed a few, scratched my knee and got a broken heart. Screw it, we lost during the finals. 30 seconds left. I skipped past an opponent. Swiftly I made a move I saw in a Nike commercial and went past another defender. Great success. Only one more defender. I stopped the ball. The defender was confused. I slid the ball between his legs, only the keeper to beat. I looked up, picked a spot, and blasted the ball towards goal. Everyone was on their feet. Time was running out. I was already thinking what I should do for my celebration, either a crazy triple summersault or just a cool gimme five with the team mates. Sadly i didn't have to deal with that dilemma cause the ball hit the woodwork and flew across the pitch and went into our own net. What a shame. I was on my knees.

Haha what really happened was, it was a really thight game and the score ended 7-6 with us being on the losing side. So silver medal it is. All in all, it was a satisfying disappointment. ...Yeah.

Another month of holiday left and a couple of months before result is out. All is well. Should probably make the best out of it. Till then, cody and eric shall keep you guys updated.

Cheers,

Bokh

stole your heart at : 9:17 PM

SexyElicious is heree!!

What have i been up to for the past 6 days?

I have learned that, when there is water, there is fish! And fishing is what i've been up to. Believe it or not, i've been fishin at night and coming back in the morning with the cousin. Righteous. The results of this?

owned.

Other than fishing, i've been bumming at home, obviously eating and getting fatter everyday. Goalless i am. Righteous.

Sucks cause everyone is being emo. So am I. I miss my class mates. I almost ~~cried~~ watching this. Sure brings back memories. XD

I hope you guys are well. I sure am missing all of you. Im not pretending.
Thanks for the vid chillos! Anda the bomb! :D

Cody is busy playing with his chihuahua, scooter. Effing dog never listens to me. I resorted to kicking the scary dog with ginormous eyes. Kidding.

Bobo in the other hand has been playing futsal and watching emo korean vids, repeatedly. He watches them over and over. Its okay bo, we understand.

TO ALL ST'ANDREWS READERS! HAVE FUN AT PROM! VOTE GARY TEO WEE SHYANG AS PROM KING! XD

Happy ending,
Eily

stole your heart at : 2:05 PM

Monday, November 26, 2007

November 26, 2007

Sexy Elicious IS BACK!

Im kiding. Eric is prolly off catching giant barra and eels out at sungai bunga until the crack of dawn. I don't know where Bokh is, probably playing football. I on the other hand am wasting my life away. I think im getting high on chewing gum. I shall now let my fingers fly as they have sort of developed a will of their own. Tomorrow everyones going to the ICC for teachers day, i think. Right now Im standing on the fine line between going or not going. Go and meet friends for the last time, enjoy thyself, have fun and mope about the exam OR wake up late, have an early morning dota session, have breakfast, then resume dota, read a good book, laugh at ivan and be merry. Im torn but its aight. I think a decision will come soon, any minute nowww.

Espeed is a douche. I am now experiencing an enlightening speed of 2 mbps. Everyone is complaining how slow 50 Mbps is. Oh wait its just gone up to 48mbps. Its still pretty slow. Pages take 10 secs to load. Pictures take ages. Its not a good experience. And i pay 90 a month for this. Im going broadband...soon. Its been technical these days. Programs eating up ram, causing spikes and lags and etc.

I guess this is going to be routine. Hopefully not a stale one. Preferably not a stale one. I need some spice. Preferably oregano, parsley is too strong, although rosemary is preferable. OH YEAH, a tale I going to spin about a young man of age 16, whose eyes could not make out the dangers approaching him. It was inevitable for, his slippers were not sandals. Friction was lacking. He got on the boat, wobbled, twiddled a little. Then slipped. Oh no not a little slip. A big slip. He landed with a thud, which caused a gigantic ripple. The fish got scared. The above person is none other than Sexy elicious aka eric aka teo eng sheng. Thats why on that very sunday, Eric caught no fish while everyone caught something. Adrian caught 3 useless crap bedukang, well everyone caught bedukang. trust me its not something you wna catch. I caught an ass biting freakin jahat eel. It was 2836 feet in length and had razor sharp teeth. Eric, my yound padawan, much there is to be learned but less time there is or crap.

This has been a long post

not so much love because of many pimples,

Ah Dee

stole your heart at : 8:25 PM

Thursday, November 22, 2007

FECK YOU ALL XDDD

OMFG LOOK OUT WHITE BOYS! SexyElicious is backk!!
WOOOOOOTZxX~!!
GCE IS OVERRRRRRR! The long awaited gay chickenpie exam is finally over. XDD
Overjoyed beyond words i am. You should have seen me after the exam, bobo and i were giving away free hugs while cody ran up to the stage and pole danced with one of the 40+ year old wrinkly invigilator.

The day GCE was over, the guys and i went for some japanese food at excapade then we were riding around Ian's new super kijang 1.8 litre with spinners and 28'' rims, blasting the music up til 20kHz. Arent we hip? Yea no shit sherlock.

1st day of holiday

It was good fun. Went for squash , then fishing afterwards. Caught a few baby sharks, and some crabs too. Blah blah ian showing off his chest hairs, benny and cody feeding on decomposed fish guts, bobo missing in action cause he was cutting his hair. ~~gay~~ i tell you, wtf cuts his hair for $35? he straightened it, wow, manly. I think cody and bobo is turning gay, for real. Jon went for fishing too, he caught a midget fish which later died a horrible death as benny bbq-ed it in a camp fire.

Went bowling at night with izzy, tiqah, rabeh, zeeqah and rabeh's brothers. That was when bobo showed up with his new hairdo.

Izzy : OMFG who is that guy walking towards us? Rambutnya cute eh.
Eric : apa ehh! macam ~~gay~~ kaliah dari jauh.

Then he came closer, okay I've got to give credit to the guy, his hair is cute BUT he is not. XD
No doubt about it, i got the highest score as usual, izzy was one point behind, bobo masuk longkang a gazillion times so yea, you can imagine his score. Compliments to rabeh for her first time at bowling and yet she striked on her first try. Jollibee after that, getting fatter i am. feck.

2nd day.

Went to fitness zone, early in the morning, flirted with receptionist and got a 3 days free trial. Sakai i was when i saw the rock climbing moving wall, cody proved to be a human monkey after all. We were doing what guys normally do in the gym, smelling each other's sweat, rubbing against each other, okay that only applies to cody and bobo. XD

Brought the guys over to my aunt's new restaurant located at Seri Anigma Building at Kiulap! It is called YAPPY KOPITIAM. Be sure to try their food there and give comments yea. It is the bomb digga dee. No shit sherlock. They have got the best curry mee in town! XD

3rd day.

Went to fitness zone again, did some crazy workouts, all the lactic acid building up in my bulging muscles, my abs hurting like hell after the gazillion crunches i did. XD Fishing after that i think, i cant really remember, i think ian caught two belukangs, useless shit eating poisonous fishes, cody caught one 'samgei', i think. Benny caught a few plastics, while i caught a dolphin.

Proven Fact: Fishing is very manly, according to ian, you grow chest hairs after fishing.

A few days after

Blah i dont actually remember all the events that occured during our holidays, fishing, squashing, badminton, body building, playing pool, cooking, boat riding, watching movies, blah.

Yesterday.

Mom and i went to reactivate the espeed back. I remembered watching beowulf with finnay yesterday XD it was all computerized graphic. Bobo and his friend joined us last minute. Angelina jolie is sick. Fina taught me what fornication meant. Wow, and i taught bobo what merry making is. Great success!

Today.

I woke up, went for an early jog around the neighborhood, came back, on the pc and my espeed is running! OMFG XD INEFFINGCREDIBLE! I loaded up www.dee-elicious.blogspot.com and i got the shock of a life time. =/

Dear dee,
Its okay, you've changed the layout, it is gay, we all know that. It is emo. I personally think it is not manly.

im kidding dee.

Righteous, im going out in a while. Goin swensons and excapade with the class and the girls then prolly watch enchanted or mr magorium's. XD Thanks to the taggers for staying with dee-elicious til today XD

I got my internet back,
Elicious

stole your heart at : 9:34 AM

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Its the 22nd...theres nothing special,
Eric is contemplating a messy facial.
He is a big sick dick prick,
he makes 2 girls 1 cup look like teletubbies.
Oh no,not the normal kind.
The episode where Lala vomits,
onto Tinky Winky's television.
Sparks fly!
Fizzle Wizzle!
Tinky Winky's circuit is shocked.
His kerfaffle is kerzazzled.
It seems that Poor Tinky Winky,
isn't vomit proof.
Lala is shocked!
She runs around,
meets a mound,
of rock two hundred sixty four pounds.
She goes down,
down,
down.
Her antenna gets stuck,
in a flaming briar bush,
Set alight by the mischevious Po.
Po says: "Po po po po po poo"
Lala screams: " Lalalalala"
Their tellies turn on.
Sportscenter shows.
England defeated by Croatia.
Both tubbies spontaneously combust.
Lala from the raging fire,
Po from England's defeat.
Alas there was but one teletubby left.
Whose name I do not know.
She is frolicking happily.
All of a sudden!
B1 and B2 pop out.
Big bad bananas hanging out.
by the roadside mind you,
not a zipper.
They are wearing,
matching pyjamas in broad daylight.
Which leads us to think,
should they see a freakin shrink.
Neways B1 and B2,
approach the last teletubby,
jam themselves into its antenna.
Its too much too handle.
Kerfaffles Kersizzle.
Tertwizzles terkirit.
Everyone perishes,
from an ominous black flame.
Out of the flare, pops Dr House.
Suchers in hand, Scalpel in pocket.
He brings what was once dead,
back to life.
B1 and B2, Po and Lala.
Tinky Winky, and oh i remember!
Poor old Dipsy.
They thank House M.D
all is well!
In the inner recesses of my mind.

much love,

Dee

Please don't go to 2 girls 1 cup. Please don't.

stole your heart at : 9:27 PM

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Back

Dearest Cody is back and so is dee-elicious.blogspot. Eric would be posting really soon. Talking about his eventful experience during GCE, how he's gonna own the exam and how he took off his shirt and ran around topless after the exam. As for me, I have nothing to say. Fang xing I am.

But now that it's all over, we'll be back to doing our usual things, trying to conquer the world and save humankind. Cody has signed up to fitness zone. HAHA he's really serious about getting his body in shape. I on the other hand, might join too, just for kicks. Should probably go jogging tomorrow and play football all week. A good lifestyle is a healthy lifestyle.

This post is just to tell everyone that I mananged to survive the exam and am still alive but not well. For now I'ma get some rest to make up for those sleepless nights. Til then.

Love,

Bokh

stole your heart at : 10:54 AM

Friday, November 16, 2007

Tis been a long time dear blog. 4 weeks to be exact. It has been fair, it has been well. All in all it has been swell. Eric the naive, Ian the curt and some ass went out to brave the sea this fine day. Huge storm clouds hung over the sky like eric's drool from his mouth when he sees his favourite food, decomposed fish guts. Bobo was too busy to tag along. I don't really care.

Lazy I am to include pictures. GCE's are over whoopee. Slept for only 4 hours last night. Had to help Ivan with gay software problems. I'm worried about my results. I guess everyone is.

END

much love,
cody

stole your heart at : 7:58 PM