Cody, Eily and Bokhari
| I am here to conduct a valiant last-ditch effort to save this blogspot which seems to be slowly decomposing pixel by pixel. Bokh has done well seeing the last 4 posts were by him and him only. The holidays have been fairly enjoyable seeing as I don't have to look at a certain someone. Not you Bokh, ni she ge peng yu. Since you were in the company of she who must never ever never be named cos if she is named i might get into real serious shit, I had to distance myself(which I did remarkably well since i managed to actually finish a maths past year paper). Rest assured for I shall not bitchslap you any longer. Over the holidays I have developed several new traits and abilities which I shall tediously list out: 1. The ability to wrestle bears 2. Greg House Syndrome which is obtained by watching over 60+ hours of House M.D. 3. I now have a limp and extremely painful comebacks from Greg House Syndrome, Whoozahhh 4. Lots of medical know-how obtained from House M.D. 5. Hatred for she who must not be named and etc serta many theories on behavioral patterns. 6. Conclusion that watching excessive amounts of Korean dramas, Japanese boybands, drooling over hot Asian guys, listening to Japanese music eventhough you don't understand even a word Japanese, attempting to emulate behavioral patterns of Japanese girls ( posing for camera with excessive use of the peace sign) and excessive usage of the Japanese word 'ya da' will cause your pituitary gland to expand and explode. Without a pituitary gland, hormone supplements will be needed and you will stay SHORT forever and ever. 7. The ability to do a lumbar puncture in the classroom 8. My hair has grown an inch. 9. Friends are overrated. It has been a positive experience, Cody ' I still have internet ' Lim |
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