DEE-ELICIOUS OUTING
Aight. Today Bokh, Eric and I is went fishing. Well actually no. I went to Bokhs house first and saw him digging up worms. Poor Little Wormies.I could hear their little wormy screams as Bokh put them into his wormy pail. I dunno how many he collected but it was a lot okay. Eric was somewhere in his cousins house so we dropped our stuffs on Bokhs front porch and travelled to tempat tersebut. Along the way Bokh gave me a short tour. There was the street where gangster samseng guys walked on, wen yi's house, roland's house and etc. Along the way we met this bitch ass dog who fecking barked at us. I threw a shuriken at it which struck its oesophagus. The dog exploded in a mess of flying intestines and what not. Eric was playing inside his cuzzies house so we miscalled and he actually picked up! Waste of credit shit. So Eric came running up to us and he kept screaming, " DEE SHOULD I CHOP THE PRAWNS ?DEE SHOULD I CHOP THE PRAWNS?" " OMG WHERES MY WALLET. WHERE MY C***I WALLET?" A few moments later he ran out of steam so we went back to Bokhs house where we had a private meeting in his special treehouse. We decided not to go on foot for fear of assault by mean old wild dogs. Bokhs parents graciously offered us a lift. TADA. FISHING TRIP ON!

Someone caught a fish. Thats Bokhs bro in the background with his uber bamboo rod.
Ok when Bokh said it was a river i believed him as we have been friends since kindergarten 1 but he fecking LIED. BOKH ITS A DRAIN. A STINKING SMELLY DRAIN. Oil was floating on the surface, plastics and styrofoam littered the longkang. Then came the tedious task of hooking the earthworms. I brought my own bait as i did not want to stain my hands with the blood of innocent wormies, though it proved much less effective. So yeah. Fishing fishing fishing. Then came this crazy dude who caught like 30 fish. He pulled up fish after fish. Eric wanted to screw him but i held him back la. Eric caught two fish. Cody caught one. Bokh got two. I think its luck which i was pretty down on cos Eric wore his killer red underwear which attracted tons of fishies. Bokh got a new sumpak haircut. So I fished until 5 when my mom came up in her car and picked me up. Bokh and Eric stayed behind as they were jealous of me catching my cool fish.
Eric trying to eat a ball of orgying worms. Bokhs hand holding the orgying worms. I ran away cos i was scared.
Now for the faint of heart please look away. I myself was tempted not to upload this sick image of sexual and morbid image which is terrifically disturbing but Bokh screwed me over to the dark side. So here it is. I present what Bokh did with the fish.
BOKH YOU SICKO
loveloveme,
Cody 'I dont like what Bokh did with the fish' Lim
again quote of the day by eric
" DEE SHOULD I CHOP THE PRAWNS?DEE SHOULD I CHOP THE PRAWNS?"
" WHERE MY WALLET?WHERE MY C***I WALLET?!!!"