Together the three of us will rule the world
Today, after my tuition class, Kumal dared me to ask her mom if I could take her out to the movies. Being the man that I am, I took the dare. Kumal giggled. I walked to her car and asked her mom politely. I got slapped and they took off. Her mom was not happy.
I then had to go to gadong to pick up the tickets for tomorrow's movie which i had booked a couple of minutes earlier. The retarded cineplex dude told me i had to pick up the tickets by midnight or they'll cancel the booking. I was pissed. Why did i even bother to book?
My driver was too lazy to drop me off at The Mall. He parked at hua ho instead and got himself a packet of cigarette. After a long walk and going up the elevator, i finally reached cineplex.
"I'm here to collect my tickets", i said politely
I had made my booking under the name Haji Basman. The counter girl looked at me with disgust. I gave her a cheeky smile. After 5 minutes, she told me there was no booking under the name Haji Basman. I was baffled. I told her the booking number and so she checked.
"Oh, sir, is it Haji Osman?"
Retards! I grabbed the tickets and flew back to hua ho.

Napoleon Dynamite. Legend.
Yes, today is not such a good day.
signed,
Bokhcurry