I slept at three a.m last night. My goddamn hamsters kept chewing on plastic, which is like a drill thingy drilling. If they're not chewing plastic, they're chewing the metal bars of the cage. Can they not chew on each other? That would save me some sleep.
The task of naming the hamsters is tedious. I have not settled on any names. For now i am naming the female IT. IT is a sexy and practical name. E.g : IT, *hamsters name here* is chewing on a stick. with IT being the hamster's name, e.g: IT is chewing on a stick. There, great success, saves me one word. Any name suggestions would be welcome but i strongly detest them being named after drag queens, sesame street characters, numbers, brands e.g kraft, marks and spencer and adidas. Who wants a hamster named nike?
Today, I awoke to find my hamster meticulously building a nest. It is composed of tissue paper and woodchips, about the size of a football and just screams " Hey Im A Hamster And Im Not Afraid Of you!" Hamsters are not afraid of standing their ground. I have been bitten once.Ivan has been mutilated too. His skin was hanging off his finger, by his i meant ivan, not me. He cried like a sissy boy, sorry ivan.
Cody
ps, I dont wanna be bald.
Cody, Eily and Bokhari 
stole your heart at : 10:23 AM
