PoP!

2009-07-02T21:27:00.002+08:00

So, i've been wasting my life away la. Im in love with this girl, who happens to be my really close friend. She has long brunette hair, she claims that she has a pau-shaped face and her face is just pimples overload. But I don't care what they say, I love this girl, unconditionally lor. I love her more than anything in this world lor.

Im off. laters, lovelovex,
Eily,

Dear Santa/ Tooth Fairy/ Kim Jong IL

2009-05-01T04:06:00.001+08:00

Hi Santa This iS me Cody,

As you can see I am quite overweight can you please help me lose weight? Ive tried every pill on the market. I dont believe in exercise because if it is fate then I will be thin one day. I know you can pull some strings on fate so please help me out here.

Also, my English is dieing. It is Feiling me as i speek i don not kno why this is happen. I cannot stop it it is unstopeble. Can u please gif it back to me please. It will pleasure me a lot if the mission is to fulfilled. I will make a pact with you, if you help me improve my English I will be mean to everyone and isolate myself.

I am at an all time low. It has been nothing but a rollercoaster ride downhill, at 360 miles an hour into the fiery depths we call oblivion where light ceases to exist and where everything looks like hello kitty. Dont you just hate hello kitty, why doesnt it have a mouth, hello kitty is an abomination to mankind and what a stupid name if i had a cat for a child i wouldnt name it hello it all, it gives everyone in school an excuse to rip on you. Can you transport me back in time so I can kill those bastards and save the future by preventing needless spending on kitty labelled merchandise and also halting all those cheap copies of hello kitty found in 1.99 shops such as Hello Cat, Hello Kucing, Pink Cat and etc.

I hope everyone in berunei is having fun right now. Here, it it almost always bright, mosquitoes attack you everytime you get out, the ground is always muddy and food is overpriced. Also, the swine flu is rampaging throughout the land. Bless me. Can you take me back like now because I cant be assed to do my exams and I just want to be a farmer/fisherman at some remote place because I'm cool like that?

Also can you do something about my love life, I seem not to have one I am a total failure to men because I ahve never touched a girl before. Everyone says girls have kooties but I dont think so if so why does my daddy not have kooties (sp?). Well he seems to be losing hair i guess that is a symptom. Can you please make me a chick magnet so theoretically if i were say a north pole then all girls can be south poles so attraction happens said my science teacher yesterday like a male dog and a female dog when they stick together. So yeah you dig?

My PSRs are coming soon can you please help me become clever. I am quite stressed about the matter because you see my parents are all pissed at me because I am stoopid but I dont give a shit about my grades. However, people say that if you get like good grades at PSR like 5As or some shit then you get an invitation to Maktab Sains who everyone is like wowing over but I think its totally overrated, I mean you only wow at a school if it has like 3742934 basketball courts and swimming pools with curly slides. I like curly slides.

I tried doing sports today but I failed. My dad keeps ranting about this basketball thing. I mean what is up with that? He said you have to get the ball into the hoop which is like 2193 feet high. Who does he think I am? Kareem Abdul Jabbar? I am only 5 feet 6 inches tall. It seemed like a big thing to him so i just pretended to work hard to get it in. When I made 0 baskets after 50 attempts i decided it wasnt my thing but he seemed quite disappointed so could you please make me a good basketball player when i grow up.

One last thing, can you tell my mom not to force me to go to that goddamn barber who gives me my haircut. I keep telling him I want a fringe but he keeps giving me this goddamn ass of a haircut. It is seriously repelling chicks away. He doesnt understand what layering means he just whips out his scissor and proceeds to cut my hair the only way he knows how, the haircut he learnt at the retard haircutter (not stylist) association of retard wannabe haircutters. Its seriously taking away my mojo.

I know I am asking a lot of you but if you agree to the above terms, I promise I'll give you my nintendo 64, my PS1 INCLUDING HARVEST MOON BACK TO NATURE, and my SEGA DREAMCAST. Yes you heard me a sega dreamcast!

Your humble servant,

Cody Lim ( Circa 2002)

aged 10

SPICE GIRLS NO.1!!!!

I think I'm losing it.

OH YES, Happy birthday Ian Chan sorry for not wishing you ,well I did on skype but my skype has always been faulty. Sorry I have no pictures of us doing poses because I AM NOT A CAMWHORE LIKE ERIC TEO ENG SHENG SI LANG KIA.

ian boy (;

2009-04-23T13:10:00.003+08:00

A SHOUTOUT TO IAN CHAN ZHAO XIANG, BENJI EH KIA!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (:

in with the new, out with the old. ily244.

kiyut.

HAHA

i got owned in boxing :S

Stay awesome you :D

PS, CONGRATTTTTTTTTTTTTS PANGLIMAAAAAAA <3

2009-03-13T22:45:00.003+08:00

Good times,
I miss you retards.
Come back soooooon (;

oh btw chody, i found our future boat. it was on sale for 12k. mercury engine 350 horsepower.
2.4k each mah. HAHA lets break our piggy banks!

Because it has been ages since...

2009-03-09T18:33:00.002+08:00

Well it's been ages since everything really. Ages since we went fishing in Bokhari's flood drain, ages since we took the piss out of Eric for being Eric, ages since we did anything together. I just did a quick update to the profiles section and was actually shocked that we are all now 18 (except Eric who will be turning 18 in a week or so). It has really been ages,

Yours,
Hamsterdee

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet darl'n

2009-02-22T00:35:00.001+08:00

so this is what you get when you mix three sad people in a conversation on a friday night,

veintitrés says (12:28 AM):
*i'm bored and hungrayyyyyyyy
vita dolce. BORED jua! says (12:28 AM):
*i feel like feeding you ziq
*hahahaha
veintitrés says (12:28 AM):
*please
*hahahahha
vita dolce. BORED jua! says (12:28 AM):
*like a mother who wants to breastfeed her child
veintitrés says (12:29 AM):
*EWWWWWWWWWWWW
*HAHAH
*IZZY ISA
*galiiiiiiiiiiiii
*NUZZLE
*AHAHAHAHHAHAH
vita dolce. BORED jua! says (12:30 AM):
*HAHAHAHAHA
*no i dont mean i wanna feed you my boobs, i mean, the feeling that a mother wants to feed their child atu wah

ilustyou,
Eily ;)

long live gaza =/

2009-01-05T22:52:00.002+08:00

uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
put i stand for gaza on your pm.
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
and if you are going to ask me about gaza
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
i will bite you.
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
just put!
Chia says:
....
Chia says:
wats gaza
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
do you know? about gaza?
Chia says:
lol
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
OMG
Chia says:
no
Chia says:
=/
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
WHY.
Chia says:
i heard bfor tho
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
israelis are bombing gaza now
Chia says:
lol
Chia says:
ohrea
Chia says:
that
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
israelis and palestinians are enemies
Chia says:
i saw that
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
they hate each other
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
since 1850
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
fight until now
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
neverending
Chia says:
wow really?
Chia says:
and then
Chia says:
why are u putting that as ur pm?
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
and gaza is a city, which is under hamas rule, hamas is an islamic resistance movement
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
hamas belongs to palestinians
Chia says:
...
Chia says:
how do u know?
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
i read up.
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
its really sad la
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
effin israelis have been bombing gaza
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
and they wont stop until 10 days
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
lots of innocent people in gaza have died
uicrutipaun's e183 *naf eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶; says:
so I STAND UP FOR GAZA

xoxo,
me.

ps, I love lady gaga far too much =/

boo

2008-11-25T12:11:00.000+08:00

IM THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE MOVED.

cause im too fat =\

2008-09-30T14:49:00.005+08:00

SexyElicious is hereeeee!!

So last Saturday, we actually went to Ki's place cause we were having our own photo shoot. We wanted to surprise the LnF scholars in UK with a Raya Card, made especially by us. And in the card, we put pictures of LnFs who are in Brunei, just so the scholars know we still remember them and that we care for them, and we bring the raya to them by sending them the card. Heheh. We hope you all love the card. Thanks to Zah and Ziq for decorating. Haha (:

So here's our very own immature photo shoot turned out. Have a blast! :D (Arranged in chronological order)

Ki, Ti, Jeer :)

Hakim. Act cute.

Ladies on the stairs.

Us to you ♥

Harajukuuu. Look at Jeer! Haha.

Gangstah. Except Zeeqah :p

Cina sasat =\

Green. Zah and Zul.

♥

The Gentlemen.

The Ladies.

Us minus Haziq at the garden.

Salam-salaman.

Garden and us :) Love my neon green sandals.

Kim, hot.

Haha, we wanted huge grins for the picture, to show our true, happy side. Sekalinya, in the end, we ended up laughing hysterically and Hafiy (the cameraman) snapped a few candid shots and I loveeee the pictures :D ♥

Candid. Nice. Me like.

Chung Ching, Alai si Mama. Zheng Seng Kuai Le. this is for rab.

At the pool.

Ziqah jablai.

I asked Hakim to splash the water, but instead he shouted splash, hence the wide-open mouth. Hahaha bimboo.

Ladies at the pool.

Ladies plus ME.

HAHA abang bro fattie!

And after all the fun photoshoot, the card turned out great.

The card arrived safely already arah the LnF scholars, thanks to JON. Hope y'all love it! We know we love you ♥♥

And I, on behalf of Dee-Elicious would like to wish everyone a
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI.

Maaf zahir dan batin.

Oh yea, haveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you met izzy? www.theydontdigmusic.blogspot.com

ME CUT ME HAIR! :D

Post Script,
we owe zeeqah 3 dollars.
i loikeeeeee you pex (:
happy birthday farid, mubin, chin kai.

Yours,
eilyLOVE ٩๏̯͡๏)۶ bughi.

2008-08-26T23:13:00.006+08:00

ah hong eh kia,
sii lang kia,
huana eh kia,
fah fah,

not much words are needed between us,
you know im gonna miss you most.
thanks for always being there for me.
thanks for being such an awesome friend and brother.
all the best over there ;D

brother > huana ;DD

mai luan chi lai, tua han liao. ai eng hon hom if anything happens ;D

xoxo,
eily(tu)

ps, i miss all of you scholars already.

GOODBYE GOODBYE!

2008-08-25T19:48:00.003+08:00

definitely not our best pic, but prolly our only one.

On behalf of dee-elicious, I would like to say GOODBYE to everyone. Never fear, we will send our love via ERIC. Bokh will be leaving on umm 31st right Bokh? I will be leaving, tomorrow. Eric i dont know ah. But its scary how time flies. It seems like yesterday when we were fishing at the longkang, or at skf. All we did was fish HAHA. Good times.

Yours,

DEE-elicious

2008-08-01T14:38:00.002+08:00

come whatever,
friends forever.

Farewell

2008-07-30T17:36:00.006+08:00

What? Goodbye so soon? Its not so soon considering I have only 27 days left. Thats roughly 4 weeks. Thats a month. A month is 1/12 a year.

Congrats to all the new people.

Good luck to those who are sitting for the QE.

Sorry for all the wrongdoings.

Who is gonna take care of my fish?

I wonder what life is gonna be like there.

Have fun T1N, I'm gonna miss the four of you.

How many pens should I bring?

Ah Dee-elicious, fond memories. Fishing at the drain near Bokhs house. Fishyham which involves ripping off little kids' money. Blogging everyday.

I never imagined that day that today would come so fast.

I think i'm gonna miss the Bruneian sun.

Then again, maybe not.

I leave you with pictures.

BUGHI!

Farewell XDMZ.

2008-07-25T20:57:00.001+08:00

What Eric Means You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyournameshiddenmeaningquiz

OMG, this is awesome.
Mocks in 2 weeks time =\

2008-07-04T17:34:00.010+08:00

To the person who never fails to keep XdMz alive. He is a little boy but he talks like he is all that, he thinks he is the best basketball player, thinks he is the strongest boy with 238409732 packs and 2345342kg of muscle mass, thinks he is the best gamer, thinks he can rule the world.

I bid this boy, an awesome 16th birthday. Ah rabbit eh kia, your big already, need to act your age already boy.

act cute.

look at my teeth eily. am i ugly?

omg look its white boy! jon activate hehbok face

Okay your prolly sick of his face already. Your lucky your my friend jon, if not ah, i see also dont want to see. ugly mah hia.

But i don't give a fuck cause its his birthday and no one can steal the spotlight away from him.

bughi.

priceless.

How you like me now jon? Please dont feed me to your monster fish. HAHA you probably thought that was it but to your surprise,

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wa ho cute ah

jon reaching for ben's

be jealous.

Its gonna be epic cause its your birthday, have a great spanking one, my fellow xiong di.

Peng you yi shen yi chi zou ;D

LOVE,
Eily ah teck eh kia.

ps, chody write your own post dedicated to jon.
pps, hahah jon is fat.

2008-06-12T17:37:00.000+08:00

I keep thinking times will never change
Keep on thinking things will always be the same
But when we leave this year we won't be coming back
No more hanging out cause we're on a different track
And if you got something that you need to say
You better say it right now cause you don't have another day
Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down
These memories are playing like a film without sound

So if we get the big jobs
And we make the big money
When we look back now
Will our jokes still be funny?
Will we still remember everything we learned in school?

Will we think about tomorrow like we think about now?
Can we survive it out there?
Can we make it somehow?
I guess I thought that this would never end
And suddenly it's like we're women and men
Will the past be a shadow that will follow us 'round?
Will these memories fade when I leave this town
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly

In the years to come
Will you think about these moments that we shared

In the years to come
Are you gonna think it over
And how we lived each day with no regrets

Nothing lasts forever though we want it to
The road ahead holds different dreams for me and you

Sometimes goodbye, though it hurts in your heart,
is the only way for destiny

Each and every end is always written in the stars
If only I could stop the world
I'd make this last.

xox,
Eric<33

musicc of the nightt >=D

2008-06-02T18:44:00.006+08:00

Eric, yes the sexiest one is finally backkkkkkkk!
And test weeeeeeeeeek is over :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Nailed all my papers i think. No challenge.

Anyways, jon, wenyi and i joined the fitness zone street ball competition yesterday and we got thrashed.

poker face

Life has been awesome,
Eric

ps, sorry, bokhari anak sufian, next epic post will be about you, i promise.
pps, dee, i hope you are happy with your new TENNIZ friends.

I miss you

2008-05-28T21:40:00.002+08:00

Dee-elicious I miss you.

Eric if you dont blog, I will tell everyone that you are gay (eventhough they know you are not)

Bokh, do blog more.

I have nothing else to say. I have no tests to study for. No expectations to live up to. No responsibilities to carry out. The girlfriend is stable and not pissy at the moment.

Life is good.

Yours,
Dee

2008-05-26T21:45:00.003+08:00

Bokh here.

I shall do this blog and its readers a favour. I shall blog.

So here's what's up:

CODY...

... fell in love.
... got a scholarship.
... gained lots of weight.
... is lovesick.
... looks like a pig.

ERIC...

... is fat.
... is fat.
... is fat.

BOKH...

... sold his ipod and bought a unicorn.
... sold his unicorn and bought 2 unicorns.
... cried when his unicorns died.

That is all.

Fleet Street

2008-04-30T19:49:00.003+08:00

My life is uneventful.

Boring.

Mundane.

However everything is much better when she pops up. Dear Sister, if you are reading this, I hate you. Call her the sun if you will but she brightens up my day, more so than the multiple lamps in my room or a camera flash. Whatever, Im speaking gibberish. I hate Stats, I dont get Stats. I will never get Stats. I have Stats homework due tomorrow. I think I'll stop after I write 1(a). I shall depend on a source more reliable. I cant seem to get a grasp on it. Stats seems so...ethereal.

Today has been declared "Anti-Ivan Yong aka Pussy Day" or "We Hate Ivan Day" for short. He has been mean. He has been cruel. He has been selfish. That is why we dont like him. We're kidding Ivan, we love you. But still, if Ivan runs over a biawak while driving, he'll go " oh, i hit a biawak." five minutes after the poor biawak has gone to wherever biawaks go after they die. It's not a big surprise, Ivan you watch the tv advertisements? Where kids can do like complex algebra after they eat Brands? Go eat Brands. Please do, for the sake of all biawaks both big and small.

I am supposed to be at gym now, lifting hardcore weights with Ian Bokh Jon and others (eily you are classified as others, Xiong di points -5). Bokh is as thick as an arm, there is no denying it. Rolan believes we can crush Bokh's chest with one punch, I believe so too. That is why Bokh is considering taking seriously overpriced weight gainers. Weight gainers I'll have you know cause liver problems. Bokh we love you the way you are. Please do not jeapardise your own health, although you are oh so very crushable.

Sar, Donate to stem cell research. With stem cells, we will be able to gain superpowers in the near future, I would personally like the power to generate money from pee. I shall control the world.

yours, but not in a very sane way,

Dee (lah)

Insert signature here

2008-04-27T17:31:00.003+08:00

Tagged by : JunChaiko
Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

I've changed '15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life? to 15. Do you believe 'love at first sight?'

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
- You won't believe me if i tell you, i want to get married at the age of 18. Have kids at the age of 20. Retire by 50. Open a restaurant. Buy a boat and go fishing everyday.

2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
- I want to go to neverland and not have to worry about anything.

3. What's your favorite thing to do?
- Eating, sport-ing, fishing, relaxing.

4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
- Yes and no but money can buy ' happyness'

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
- To be the most successful person in the world, i don't want to be a dreamer, i want to be an achiever :D

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
- Yes.

No, you retard, of course you cant.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
- People.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
- I don't know, im only 17, the only things which comes to my teenage mind are cars, girls, pets, shoes, clothes, and other useless things.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
- I think i just would.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you?
- He's cheeky, nice, and he smells good.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from the other half?
- Well, not like i have one but i would like her to be the talk across the town, a girl who will make all the guys jealous, omg my chemistry teacher.

12. What type of person do you hate the most?
- Selfish.ugly.backstabbing.wannabe.sore losers.

13. What is your ambition?
- I want to be a fat boy who just sits in his office and wait for money.

14. If you can teleport once, where would you go?
- A bank vault with no security so i can escape as well.

15. Do you believe in 'love at first sight?'
- Yess i do.

16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be?
- I regret doing tons of things but its what make me what i am today, and i am happy so i guess thats fine.

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
- Idontknowidontknowidontknoww. laziness perhaps.

18. What is the one thing you definitely can do without?
- School.

19. What is the one thing you cannot do but you wish you could?
- Flying would be cool i think.

20. If you could change a thing about humans, what would it be?
- Selfishness, but yet again, everyone is unique in their own way, so thats pretty cool.

First time doing this, it is pretty lame so i won't bother tagging anyone, if you feel like you have nothing else to blog about in your life, just copy and paste from here.

Nothing much happened today. Went to gym in the morning, field performance practice in the afternoon. Great way to spend a sunday. =\

Im gonna go take a nap now, catch you losers laters.

xoxo,
Eily<3

ps, i want abs.

lalalala

2008-04-26T22:38:00.005+08:00

I would like to apologise for the lack of updates from me. I've been busy.. probably lazy. My life has just not been interesting lately, or it probably is, but im just not so nice to share it with you all. However I shall try my best to find some materials to blog about, just for the sake of keeping this blog alive, and getting some love back. He he.

I will not be posting a poem today (or ever), for I am not artistically talented. Eric Teo Eng Sueng, my friend, was featured in the newspaper yesterday. Unfortunately it said he lost. Rolan was also featured. He lost too. Sokay.

So i went to the gym yesterday. And there was this man. He was big. Like an elephant. And i was scared. Workout was great. But im still scared of the big elephant man.

Cody is madly in love, with a girl. I dont see how that would be possible. I thought he was gay but he has proven me wrong. Eric has yet to prove that he is not gay. Someone tell eric not to wear pig-skin lining shoes to school because it is haramshit and not sexy.

There was no electricity in beloved Gtown today. Bummer. Chelsea are leveled with Manchester in the Premiere League. He he. Poor Manchester fans.

This post is going nowhere. If you are looking for poems, i suggest you visit uicrutipaun.blogspot.com. Search for a boy in a vest and laugh your ass off at the picture. It'll be worth your time.

I am sorry. It hasn't been a good evening.

I figured some of you might not visit the uicrutipaun blog so I just had to post this picture up here. For a fun time, call najib. He is single.

Till then,

Souljaboi Bokh

ps, fart gas makes me sick.

pps, i love kilah :0

2008-04-22T20:17:00.001+08:00

Part of the conversation with the soon to be birthday boy in 3hours40mins time. Poor boy, start chatting with him now.

uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
what are you doing?
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
guitar
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
=\
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
and being sad
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
im growing up
uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
that is really busy?
uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
wtf
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
ehh no
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
thats my nick
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
from 3 days ago
AHAHAHAH
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
malas change
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
ohh
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
no wonder no ones chatting to me
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
HAHAHAH
uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
HAHAHAHA
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
tadaa
uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
wah, i bet after you changed your nick, someone starts chatting with you in .32 milliseconds
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
no one
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
shit =(
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
aiya i give up
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
im going to shower
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
and cry
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
so i wont feel the teardrops on my cheeks

xoxo,
Eric <3

2008-04-20T19:20:00.004+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!
I just realised that i haven't blogged for more then 2 weeks.
Here i am, attempting to blog once again, after i have failed for 324 times.
I know readers miss me but i have just been so caught up lately.

Activities in eric's interesting life.

School
Homework
Badminton training
Boot camp basketball training
Squash
Field performance practice
Fishing
Chatting mainly
Dvd marathon
Steamboat

Screw this blog. Hit the x button now. This guy is such a loser.

I am sorry, i am suffering from a symptom called blogger's block.

wtf.

ben's ambok

/AKI, by ben. HAHA

I am boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

Ps, bokhari is alive.

xoxo,
Eily <3

Everyone is making a poem.

2008-04-16T21:11:00.002+08:00

Everyone is making a poem.

Sarah ada poem,
UIC has also a poem.
Do I have a poem?
No I don't have a poem.

I want a poem.
What rhymes with poem?
Please don't say phloem.
Chocolate rain.

I like pie.
Not ham on rye.
Not chicken terriyaki.
aku mau BrBee

Now Im back.
Dogs on crack.
Cut me slack.
Chocolate rain.

John Mayer is awesome.
He sang chocolate rain,
with some other guy;
who just clapped his hands.

Heres the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKrrHe3Fkt4
what rhymes with 4?
Ah whatever, I give up.

strawberry fields forever,
dee

you guys, tulunn lah tulunn.

2008-04-05T21:58:00.003+08:00

I AM BORED =/

5,4,3,2,1

<---------------------------------------->

NONONONO.

5,4,3,2,1

<----------------------------------------->

OMFG you are crazy AHHAHA.

5,4,3,2,1

<---------------------------------------------->

OMG MAYBE, MAYBE. let put her in the list ;D

gay and i miss you guys.

im alive,
Eily

ps, inside joke.
pps, bokh has turned into a girl. she-he doesnt blog anymore cause hes too cool for us

*pokepoke

2008-03-31T20:10:00.002+08:00

I wonder where is Bokh, I see him around.
But though he is around, he is never 'around'.
You get me right?
Sherwin said, his attachment gave him
a sense of humour.
I don't think so, I would rather listen to
a drunk Jerry Seinfeld talking about
cargo pants, not nice ones by the way.
The cap pisang ones most probably.

I was walking today, on my way
to buy my third hundred plus;
mind you I realize three is a lot,
but my throat was killing me.
In more ways than one.
All of a sudden, a poke.
I turned around, there stood the pokiest girl in the world.
Not more than 6 feet tall;
not under 5 feet.
Epitome of perfection she was,
if perfect was imperfect.
Shit im sounding vague.
Conclusion: no one is perfect.
I didn't know what her obsession was with poking.
But it was love.
Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove.

Someday we'll know
If love can move a mountain.
Someday we'll know
why the sky is blue.
Screw you Jon,
You made me watch A walk to remember.

I HATE YOU JON!

I bet im more lovestoned than you,
Dee

love=16

The Secret Diary of Cody Lim, aged 17 and 5/12 years

2008-03-26T16:42:00.003+08:00

Checked up on JonLove and Eric, they are doing fine save for the extreme emo-ness that they are experiencing right now. I am not good at comforting people so I will let them slit their wrists should they feel like it but I am confident they will not hit an artery. Veins only make a mess but fail to do the job. For now I will hide all the razors from my house should they come over looking for them.

Ian Chan is definitely ecstatic, I dropped a 30lb weight on his foot with no visible effect, he continued on smiling and going on as if nothing had happened. Congratulations Ian Chan, we are happy for you.

Checked up on BlAz3 and GotHZorXxYy my poklen fighting fishes, they have been at it for a couple of hours. The mating ritual of fighting fish is so very uncomplicated. They do not involve roses or sappy poems. Instead they use the weather as a spawning trigger. Now my tank is covered with spawn. I do not dare put my finger in the water for fear of touching fighting fish semen.

The holidays are ending and I have done nothing significant. Fail.

I think Eric and Jon are on their way here.

I think Sherwin is coming along too. I hope he is doing fine with his boo. Changi is coming, he wants to use his penguin style but its raining, he is gonna slip. =/

It is gonna rain soon, I should put raincoats on my dogs, but I won't because I simply am too lazy. And I don't think they make raincoats for dogs, well not in the Southeast Asia region anyways.

Speaking of dogs, I hope my dogs are not...doing the nasty. They are both males and at 6 months old, they have reached dog puberty where their hormones are let fly and you know...hiao hiao lah.

I hope they have not committed any sins against nature.

Here I give you the top ten reasons to avoid girls.

Girls have kooties.
I think I have writers block.

Blogged/Yours/Yours Faithfully,

Dee

hate that i love you

2008-03-26T15:24:00.004+08:00

Today wasn't that great after all. Interschool badminton training in the morning.
Lunch.
Shower.
so whats the conclusion madam?
Let's remain as friends.
Omfg its the end of the world.
Watch movie.
Play game.
Where are xiong diz when i need them? =|
Life is meaningless without friends, so more friends = fun.
My god what are you doing ric?
I guess im just bored.
Jon, ian, cody where are you?

Dvd date.

izzah sama saya.

hei bestfriend.

rabi and i

zeeqah and i

izzy and i

dvd dates.

omg where is that loser looking at?

Bokh and cody, please post. You guys are freeloading of this blog.

If i lay here, if i just lay here. Will you lie with me and just forget the world,
Eily<3

with love

2008-03-25T10:55:00.004+08:00

I am dedicating this post to izzah. Ps, your the first. I've never done this before =o

Izzah, your all i think about everyday.
Every second spent with you, i cherish.
I feel happy whenever i'm around with you.
I feel restless when i'm not.

I used to call you octy when we were younger,
And you used to call me fishy,
I think this is getting nowhere,
But i just felt like writing a poem for you.

Izzah, you got me lovestoned,
From the very second we met,
Yesterday was the happiest day of my life,
Our hands entwined while watching shutter.

Everything about you is perfect,
Yes, I agree, you are mesmerizing.
I know whats beautiful,
Looking at you.

Wow, im actually getting somewhere,
Lets make this work, You and I.
I'm not worried about competition,
My best friend, Ian will beat them up.

I may be silly at times,
This, I am serious.
Jon is probably laughing now,
Yeah sure, whatever jon.

So Izzah,
Are you willing to give it a try?
I wont hesitate no more. <3

With much love,
eilyLOVE

2008-03-21T22:46:00.007+08:00

You are cordially invited to my epic birthday party on the 20th, 730 pm. House address is somewhere in brunei. Sorry i do not want to get stalked ;D

Upload the rest some other time. Bobo doesnt like it when ada banyak pics, he thinks it makes the blog bland and gay. Well, bokh, saccccccrewwwwwwwwwwwww you for not coming and aku inda peduliiiiii urang mindef ah. ;D

Am really tired nw. I shall stop here.

ps, jon vommited a gazillion times. the next day, he was likeeeeee where is my shirtttt? where am i?

pps, no more alcohol until the next term break

Im off lovers,
eilyLOVE

happy birthday eric

2008-03-18T19:20:00.009+08:00

Greetings everyone. It has been a while since my last proper update. There has been many great events and I am very sorry to have not been updating this blog. Tis just been hard.

Eric has posted a lot of pictures which actually showed what we've been doing, also some monster pictures which I am very glad to not have been featured. Here are pictures to show that I've not been missing in action.

Bokh patriotic.

Bokh and Izzat.

Bokh featuring JibBlackdiamond, ZatShuflla, ChrisRock and 2 friendly giants. PUNGGI.

Bokh in action.

Bokh uncool position.

Bokh stealing Izzat's girl.

Today is Eric's birthday. Everyone should wish him a happy birthday. I forgot to punggi him today; I should have, as a birthday gift. This is for the monster picture victims (especially rabi)...

Have a great one.

I apologise for being absent all this while. Eric shall get a nice punggi from me.

Till then,

Soulja Boy Bokh

Signing out.

ps, I hate Roland.

pps, I'm kidding. But he is a bulldog.

dont be sad jon.

2008-03-14T20:46:00.002+08:00

Jon, don't be sad. We going big in a months time, prolly gonna reach Dexter Jackson standard. Then you're gonna have your pick of the girls, love.

Eric's bash is gonna be soon. Its gonna be epic.

I apologize for not blogging, it has been busy.

My back hurts ffs.

I have nothing to blog about.

yours,

Dee

meow

2008-03-14T10:46:00.006+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!

Well i know it's been ages since our last post, i am truly sorry for the lack of updates. We've all been busy this couple of months i guess.

Well, let the pictures do the talking then. It isn't in order ;D

CROSS COUNTRY 08

jon and i haha

jon unsexy.

rabi monster =O

sherwin monster =O

eric unsexy.

i like this haha.

HAHAH

me and gladys ;D

apa bui?

cody unsexy.

tis alright.

me and cheahwen ;D

me and pei jin ;D

jon monster =O

1,2 PUNGGI!

ben unsexy.

me and chillos ;D

ian unsexy.

NATIONAL DAYY ;D

lovers and friends ;D

practice.

eric monster =o

HAHAHA i laugh every time i see the unsexy and monstrous pictures of us. You guys make me smileeeeeeeeee =O

I just got back from an intense workout at the gym with jon and ian. Muscles are all aching but beforeeee i hit the blankets, i shall reply our lovely taggers. =D

Farah : I fell in like with this girl, not a guy you lil ms grumps.
Nigel : Chody will link you soon. Nigel, your a player with 1248932 scandals.
Amelia : Smelly, i miss you too =O
Shimjon : i just blogged.you are fat and ugly and todays motion is, JON STILL LOVES CIAEE.
Ian : Hi, we love you.
Vycc : CHIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!, Its okay love. I am here now ;D and youu are cold, you said we dont have balls. =/
Cheahwen : Ni hen ke ai mah. Wo te hua yi hen haooooo ;D
Peijin : Ni pu hao de. Ziang wo de hua yi bu sexy!
Chris : Hi chris ;D
Fiqahco Chan : Bobo is mean and bitchy. I agree with you madam.
Eric : I cant find the refresh button too. Smart mah, reply myself.

Sorry, i dint bother looking through older messages. Im too lazy. I love you guys.
I shall post the pics of rabeh's valentines bbq some other time ;D

Ps, Cody and Bokh are canoodling with each other in Milan.

PPs, Bobo is the girl. Cody is the guy.

Its funny how you fall in like with someone and you thought they were everything but they were not,
Eily <3

I'd rather dance than talk with you

2008-02-25T21:32:00.006+08:00

Women as explained by engineers

ELEMENT: Woman

DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason.
Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
The most powerful money reducing reagent known to man.

COMMON USE

Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
Can greatly aid relaxation.
Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

HAZARDS

Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

***

Haha i thought that was rather funny. I apologise to the women. This was not my work.

It has been a while since any of us updated this blog. I apologise on behalf of cody and eric, especially eric. Our lives have not been so eventful lately to blog about. I dislike GP. Eric is a pest. Eric is a witch. Shun the pest. Shun the witch. Haha. I'm kidding.

Life at N-united (I prefer to call it N-united now) is very stressful.

Cheers,

Bokh.

ps, someone save elmo, please.

pps, save eric too. he is falling in love.

Its time for Hokkien!

2008-01-22T23:23:00.000+08:00

Alright! Here are the top 10 hokkien phrases for picking up girls, guaranteed to never ever fail, unless the girl doesnt actually speak hokkien which is a drag because hokkien is universallll. Im just saying that because I dont know any other cina dialects =/ Here is the info on my ic to certify my authenticity.

Nama: Cody Lim Yun Zhan Really weird fat ic picture here Bangsa: Cina
DOB: 23 Nobember tahun seribu 990

Le eh kacheng Chin tua - You have a big heart, I like that.
Wa ai tong le eh kacheng - Can I carry your books for you to home economics class?
Wa suka kua hiao hi, le eh? - I would like to take you out for a movie.
Le eh Ta meng kana lan - I love your hair!where did you get it done?
Hey baby, ai tong wa eh kacheng bo? - Hey baby, wanna help me out with something?
Wa chi tio wa ke tao suai for you - I think you are too good for me =(
U si, wa chi tio wa si tong sing nian - I think I like you, can we get together?
Yo sui chabo - hello there =D
pheweet - same as in english.
eh, le eh boyfriend u ti oh, nasi bo wa eh sai kao le bo? - hey do you have a boyfriend? if not can I take you out?

There you have it. Surefire ways to get that girl of your dreams. Anddd dont forget to spray on some adidas perfume and wear really baggy pants. May not work without a smile. May take perseverance and dedication.

wasted quite a lot of time here,

Ah Dee

Jon, I really hope you succeed tomorrow, you can do itttt! just believe in yourself and hope to god you dont spit in her eye.

Tiff, I didnt see you just now not tiao ke hee. Ill see you tomorrow baby babe baby =D

Amelia, Write a book pretty please, Its gonna be a bestseller then someones gna buy the movie rights.

Eric, you are weird, mean, kana tipu, jahat. You owe me 5K gold <3

Bokh, Welcome To NERDUNITED. Everyone si Bokh is a nerd ah pwned

END

BENG WA

2008-01-13T22:47:00.000+08:00

Sexy Elicious is in AZEROTH!!!!!! Eric is playing World of Warcraft at this very moment and he has been doing so for hours now. Sad right =/ Eric was very tipsy last night, I wish I had a picture. I was tipsy as well. Was very fun, me slapping Eric, Eric slapping Eric. Apparently we laughed for minutes at a time for no reason at all. All this from this game called Beng Wa or something. Eric kana tipu and lost, countless times =/ for a picture of eric drunk, refer to his eric kana tipu pictures, please scroll down.

Love,
GM cody

2008-01-13T18:55:00.000+08:00

I went to the mall G-town this morning. Went to UG and bought Bavaria Non-Alcoholic Malt Drink. I have no idea why. Then got myself another guitar hero controller. Guitar Hero is awesome btw. Then I was at home in the afternoon doing nothing productive, playing Guitar Hero, being a good boy. All was swell until I had nothing else to do. So downstairs I went to get something to drink. In the fridge was an untouched can of Bavaria, cooled to perfect temperature. Sweet.

So there I was on my couch laughing to That 70s show. I was a happy boy. I opened the can of drink which I tought would be refreshing. But here's what it tastes like, imagine cow urine, intestinal juice and yellow puss brewed under the sun. I don't know how it'd taste but I bet it tastes like Bavaria. I took a sip and passed out. No shit. This thing is major Fear Factor material.

I woke up to the season finale of That 70s show season 1 with a hangover. I shouldn't have bought the drink. However that's only my perspective of the drink. Some of you prolly might like it.

I've a review and some graphs to be due tomorrow.
Till then,

Bokh

Hanging out... Down the street...

Superman

2008-01-11T19:30:00.000+08:00

Who can possibly resist Elmo =D ? Sexy Elicious is gayyyyy!!!! Until now no one knows Eric's sexual orientation. He has been seen hugging guys, and girls too. He is prolly a bi. We will never know. Either way both men and women benefit. Eric is a very sexy beast.

Went to Sherry's house today to do a project. Then I went home and slept. Yes, my life is that sad =( Neways Im tired, goodnight. I bid you adieu.

yours,
Cody

p.s I hope you like ELMO!

pps. I really really like ELMO!

Eily is currently looking back.

2008-01-08T17:54:00.000+08:00

Looking back in the year 2007, here are some of our samseng vaining moments together. :D Ps, the pic of me in thailand, it isnt a tummy! =P
It isnt in order.

bbq at zah's

the cookie, 3x my face

during izzah jo's bday party

Dvd marathon.

Bowling.

far's arabian party

Oh happy days! Haha they are the bomb. :D And not forgetting the staff of dee-elicious, happy belated new year! XD

And and, i just got this random pic from zeeqah, this was back when eric hasnt undergrone through puberty and he was still an innocent little boy.

im in the middle. HOLY SHITE!

Haha theres much more than that but im just too lazy to load all of em up. XD Im off to do my physics homework.

Lovelovelove,
SexyEily.

HeeHaw

2008-01-04T01:30:00.000+08:00

Today was like the best first day of school....ever. There I was in the auditorium minding my own business while eric punched my shoulder happily when suddenly some people stood up. Driven by my guilt, I too stood up like a nukedzorx shufflaz and moved up the stage. Apparently, I was found guilty of wearing PE attire when I should have been wearing normal uniform eh mah. The above crime carries the punishment of 100 lashings from a plastic bendy ruler. For having long hair, you get your hair pulled and tied up with pretty barbie doll ( hello kitty might also do ) ribbons. Neways I stood up for like what seemed 45938 lightyears and I really really really had to pee. Eric kept punching me all the way. He is fat and dark and kana tipu and tipsy and gay. Eric is mean. He gave my class the name NerdZorx United. Again, he is really really mean. He then proceeded to label everyone in class. Eric is also very stereotypical. First day of school was terrible. It was a disaster. I cried myself to sleep, from the 100 lashings of the plastic bendy ruler and the mental stress of having to hold my pee for 45 minutes.

Yours,
Sexyelicious is mean and asleep right now prolly hugging his dino doll ( yes eric has a dino doll named eily ).
Cody Lim Zhang Zhung which would be my name if my name wasnt Cody Lim Yun Zhan. Cody Brad Pitt Angelina Tomkat Cruise would also be acceptable.

ho ho ho

2008-01-03T18:19:00.000+08:00

Ho ho ho !
Happy new year everyone.
Sexy Elicious is heree!!
It has been too long. I know you guys miss me very much. Righteous, Im not gonna blog about my last trip to bangkok. Bobo has already done so. Bangkok was fcuksome. Here's a pic of me in pra tu nam street. The place where people can buy one piece of clothe for 200 baht or 3 pieces for 300 baht. Its all about wholesale.

aku fat.

So enough about bangkok, then comes the New Year's eve, there was a party at fred's place. Good fun. Here's a pic of me after breaking a glass, i was abit tipsy but not drunk after taking shots of vodka so i thought there was this table in front of me, I reached out for it, dropped my shotglass, broke it instead. Owned.

aku blur.

And other than that, my cuz tricked me into goin swimming with him. So i swam but he dint.

aku kana tipu.

Then comes the first day of school, which was today. I brought a pencil case, a bottle and some tissue to school. It was all good. Im in the same class as izzy, izzah, yee fah and fina. Scratch that out. School was really boring. I hate you school. Someone please nukee the school.

I've been sick, i hope i get well soon. Im coughing like a mother. Bah im off now noobs. Coughing is a bitch.

Love much,
Eily

I come on running

2008-01-01T18:44:00.000+08:00

Happy new year everyone. Looking back, 2007 has been sweet. It has been awesome. And most of all it has been legen... wait for it... keep waiting... dary. Britney went bald (made me wanna go bald), got to see a lot of Vanessa Hudgens (oh yeah), Cody won poetry competition, Eric found his soulmate in Thailand and Bokh got awesome-er. Darn, 2007 has not been very eventful.

I'm not ready to go to school. Prolly a better update next time.

Cheers,

Bokh

ps, Eric is fat and black.

MERRY XMAS!

2007-12-27T17:00:00.000+08:00

Hello all! It has been a hectic few weeks and would you believe it? Schools opening one week from now ( OH JOY WHEEEEEEEE ). But its all good, the hols have been kind to me although it has been quite short. I am in the midst of the under 22 tournament and I am in awe of my teammates. Their level of play is lightyears ahead from me and I have complete faith that they have the ability to deliver fully. Why just yesterday the team bested the hainan team with a zomgwtfbbqlol score of 141 to 36. Neways I would like to say HI to my new classmates which i shall now list out with great aplomb so hey me,ian,kelvin,SHERRY,roland,sulaiman, aklimah, silyin, huijin, anwar, mingrui, nadhirah, nasreen, wajee,tiqah and etccc!!!!!!!!! Hope you won't study too hard and beat the crap out of me as you are all very very smart people and I really don't wanna study too hard until my brain gets inflamed and my liver gets cirrhosis. NAH im just kidding...no, seriously don't study so hard! The new year is evidently going to get real tough but it may just be rewarding as well. So once again to all you people ( both uncategorised and ShUFfL3Z), A very merry belated XMAS and A really really HAPPY NEW YEAR in advance.

CHEERS ( from all the alcohol Im a gonna drink )

Cody ( Om3Ga 3 ShUFFl3Z TeAm S3Longsooooong Angl3rz FoR3v3r H3aRtZ )

And we have landed

2007-12-19T18:45:00.000+08:00

Cody and I are back from our trip while Eric is enjoying a lap dance in Bangkok. Not sure when he's coming back but we hope he is having fun there, enjoying himself, without our company. All is well without Eric. Brunei has never been more peaceful. ^^,v

It has been a tiring and busy week. Cody rode elephants, kissed monkeys, fed an alligator, fished for giant Mekong catfish and made out with Utumporn, a thai transvestite. Cody came back a happy boy.

That's Cody having fun with an elephant.

My holiday wasn't as exciting as it was not filled with joyful elephant rides, outdoor fishing for monster fishes or hanging out with foreign transvestites. Instead, I spent my holiday wrestling stingrays, feeding polar bears and playing with pink dolphins.

The homies.

Captain Undiepants.

The beach was more happening than Gadong itself.

Stingray got owned.

Ahaha and pink dolphins. No shit, they were pink.

I met up with Ian at Orchard and both of us brought our poklen game on. Ian shopped for bargain boxers and David Hasselhoff tshirt.

So while we were doing our things, Ian making a poklen out of himself along Orchard, there was a bunch of Christmas girls dressed like Santa (without beards of course) stalking us, or prolly just me. Shocking I know. One of them approached us and gave me candy despite me being with Ian. Ian had to break dance to get the girl's attention. He got lucky and got candy too. Right on. So we kept meeting the Christmas girls and they kept giving us candy. Ian was touched as he had never been treated so well by girls.

Ian and I went our separate ways after his mom came. It was a very sad moment for the both of us :'( I took the MRT to the station nearest to where I was staying and then got on a bus. Unfortunately I got off at the wrong stop and was lost somewhere in Singapore. But scared I was not. So I thought I could walk home. But wrong I was. I walked for about an hour but to no avail. I came to rest at a park and finally found a bus which could take me home and reached home about 2 hours late.

And so that ends my journey.

It has been tiring, it has been awesome but most of all ... it has been LEGENDARY.

Til then, there're new episodes of How I Met Mamamu to catch up.

Cheers,

Bokh

THAILAND YO!

2007-12-14T01:01:00.000+08:00

Dearest blog,
It has been a while,
I have been well, its 1 am, i'm goin to thailand later on, I havent packed my bag yet, I just came back from The Warlords, its legend, wait for it bokh!, -ary.

I went fishing with jon jst now. It gave me inspiration to blog. Only the two of us went, with 10+ other indons. It was very unproductive. Not even a nibble =/

Lesson learnt : Never go fishin with jon, he has been to 10 fishin trips and havent caught a fish yet. It is disgraceful. Jon, YouGotOwnedBui!

Enough about fishing cause it breaks my heart thinking about it, I've been going to fitness zone lately with jon, freddy and jst nowwww, i met bon, nadee and diana! Great workout as usual, I did the usual 32km jog, 2 sets, 15 reps of 320kg bench press, under-push ups and some other stuffs. I have a dream, to be like this guy.

Owned.

While bobo has developed a new interest in guitar heroes, I, on the other hand have developed a new interest in korean dramas. Its is legenddddddd, wait for it bokh!. -aryy. No shit sherlock. It is the bomb. I finished full house. Outdated i am but it nearly brought me to tears. Effing dramatic. Princess hours is next! CHILLOS, IM HINTING!

Cody is prolly getting entertained by a 200 baht thai stripper andd it is true, i will be joinin him! It is gonna be spankin fun i guess. Ian is prolly in the procedure of getting his leg amputated. Do pray for him please. Bobo must be clubbing in KL, drinking booze, getting high and wasted. Poor boy. Its okay bokh. Buy me a topman shirt <333

Bah, im off now losers. Don't get me any souvenirs cause i am too cheap to get you guys anything too. OWNED. kiddin XD

Lover,
Elicious

ps, Kings of Leon is gay. Im serious bokh.

pps, dont miss me XD

I know a girl with a golden touch

2007-12-10T21:25:00.000+08:00

Dearest blog, it has been too long.

It has been a while since I've posted anything up. I guess I needed some blogspiration. This current blogskin that cody put up aint so inspiring.

I would be playing futsal in a futsal court, doing nutmegs, rainbow and stepovers by now if it weren't for the rain. Road's all flooded and I can't fecking get out of the house ah. Hence, here I am writing about my life which is actually sad. I'm not saying that my life is sad, cause it's been great actually, well recently. =D I'm saying that it is sad that I'm here talking about myself and what I did today, yesterday or the day before. Cause football > blogging!

Haha nonetheless I am still here to blog cause apparently some people find it rather interesting to read about other people's lives.

So all this while I've been doing the usuals, bowling with the gang, going out to movies, fishing with the boyz, pre-holiday shopping for underpants and omg, I've developed a new interest. It's awesome, it's addictive and it bloody kicks ass. Yeah I'm talking about GUITAR HEROES baby. I've spent the whole day yesterday and basically from this morning til now playing this kickass game. Volume all cranked up, The Killers 'When You Were Young' playing at max volume, it's almost as good as playing it on real guitar. I think everyone should start playing Guitar Heroes =)

Dee is prolly riding a Siberian elephant with ivory horns right now in Thailand. Eric will be joining him on the 14th. I on the other hand will be leaving for kl and Singapore tomorrow. So till then no updates from us. Be back in a weeks time.

Cheers,

Bokh-quickhands-ari

ps, everyone should download Kings of Leon because i think they are awesome.

pps, dont miss me

Hahaha bye feckers XD

2007-12-08T14:41:00.000+08:00

This will be my last post in a while for I will be going on holiday!!!! Technically I am already on holiday but you get it. Eric and Bobo will be leaving pretty soon too and Ian is leaving tomorrow whoopee. I hope for an enlightening experience as well as an enjoyable one, namely an experience which doesnt involve tagging along with the ladies as they spend 30282 hours shopping for clothes and etc. I will be going to Thailand, home to the exotic tuktuks, amazingly cheap but good japanese food and many more. I will eat fried insects on my stay over there and ride on smelly elephants.

Yours,
Cody

Whoopee for me

dee and bobo, stop being cali

2007-12-05T16:58:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is not here!
Haha kidding, he is here!
OWNED you dee. mwahah XD

Replies to our sexy taggers,

Marlene : *winks* HII XD
Fina : Where have you been woman!? I miss you haha. Better get me something from sepanyol! And you can't comment on the vid. Just tag wah :D
Wina : Haha yeaa it is a great video indeed. Thanks! Bobo misses you much btw :D:D
CheaHong : HOTTTTTIE ALERT! Haha we be emoo togetherrr! Chatting to you makes me laugh everytime! Haha paloii your stories >=D
Cheahwen : Noooo, eily is sexier than elephant. haha and dont worry, i wont steal them from you =P
Freddy : DONT TELL THE WHOLE WORLD! haha the guy in the picture is really me wah T.T You havent drove me around yett buii =/
Shairli : HIIIIII haha we miss you too!
Vivien Yap : OI WOMAN! i miss you deep deep mah! shh, dont tell anyone about the pic mah hahah XD Hope your doing fine there!
Ian : ****** | ****** you! <33
Silly : CHILLOS, I minta maaaaaaaf tetapi aku cinta padamuu :D CM inda HOT! =P
Lilypad : Boo! Arizona inda lawaa! I can sing better than KOL. =DD tapi bobo suka.
KwanG : You are a giant, cody is a mouse compared to you! I cant believe you are 106kg. I think you are 3x of bobo. bobo got OWNED. mwahah XD
Dee : you noob. :D
Amilyn : LONG TIME NO SEEEEE! i miss you too shortay XD

Righteous, life is great. All is well i guess. Yesterday was the bomb, cause we went for bowling at utama. We were,

Eric = keric kontang (cause it rhymes with kering-kontang, i dont get this one too)
Ziqah = zikapeh (it sounds good but she isnt kapeh)
Izzah = treehundred (the lover of trees and men with abs perhaps)
Ian = Ianbuibui (PoKl3N yo!)
Bobo = polkabokh (he wears a polka-dotted shirt and specs too, gay much indeed.)
Rabeh = rubeng beng (gila hot yo, dont mess with her. She has a gun. Kiddin)
Jeerah = bulajir (mess with her and she will tumbuk you, and she is into football!)
Izzy = easypeasy (Cute nick ahh XD cute macam aku kann)
Silah = silly.anylove (im jealous, it should've been silly.eily)
Farah = farmeow (I LOVE YOUR BABY PHAT OUTFIT BY KIMORA!)

WOOOOOOOOTZxX, I owned you guys! No doubt, my score was likeee highest, bobo kesian ah. Everyone teased him cause his score was no where near izzy's and he masuk-ed longkang countless times. Its okay bokh, your still a lvl 3 bowler. We love your lil brother ryan btw! =P The girls would turn paedophile for him. XD

Bowling was smelly cause my group lost and we had to take the shoes off the winners group. Bobo dint wear socks. Go figure. Izzy had to open his shoe. OWNED YOU ZY! mwahah. The air wasn't pleasant because of BOBO! Anyways i'll let the picture do the talking.

i pity izzy =/

me? HAHA

gila hot.

we owned you!

jolly good time.

Righteous that was it. We had a great time and thats all that matters. Bobo did card tricks, it was legendary! Well he owned in card tricks only.

Sorry, Im awfully tired, I jst got back from excapade then rainforest. Its 1.08 am now. I havent showered. I reek of cigarette smell. Im group convo-ing with them again. Its epic. Bold and beautiful much. Ziqah and Izzah camping at OGDC later on. HOPE YOU GIRLIES HAVE FUN! XD When you're gone, i shall plant an apple tree for you girls!

Btw bokh, Kings of Leon inda cool. Eric singing in the shower > Kings of Leon

And not to forget, Happy Birthday Melanie Shim Yi Lyn xD your getting older woman! Have a great spankin' one!

You-got-owned,
Elicious

Dating 101

2007-12-03T20:43:00.000+08:00

SexyEliciouss is not here!

It has been an uneventful three days, or was it four. I cant remember nor can I be bothered to remember. The days have been filled with numerous activities, none of them remotely exciting such as fishing for plastic bags, anchovies and old rubber tires. The fish don't seem to like Ian's scent. one whiff of him and they all float belly up, ibarat pepatah 'seperti ikan kena tuba yang amat kuat seperti sheltox atau ridsect'. Eric kept on repeating the word selungsunggggg over and over again. He felt that fishing teams were trendy so he formed one. "XfishingAnglerZSelungSungZ" came to be. It has only a few members in it. Eric and himself. No one would be caught dead with a fishing jacket with that name on the back. Eric on the other hand liked the name a lot.

Dating 101

To be as successful as I am in dating, follow the following tips.

When approaching date, turn back and head for the door, Like Now! to ensure she doesnt see you. If she does see you, make a break for it. Push down big boxes or chairs to slow her down if necessary.
Do not bring flowers, chocolates or etc for your date. Corporate companies have brainwashed youths into believing that these items please your date. They are wrong! Instead, go with a nice frozen fish head or even a fresh spud. You won't regret it.
Get a girlfriend with a car so she can drive to the takeaway, get the food and drive back to your place. If you're a couch potato, give her the keys to your house. Your girlfriend can now bring dinner to you instead of you taking her out to dinner. This lessens the hastle of making small talk or uncomfortable silence sessions.
Avidly make snide remarks about her clothing and hairstyle. Be sure to give her the 'wtfomgbbqlol' face while doing so.
Walk three steps ahead of your date so attractive single women will notice you.
Feign surpise as you lie about forgetting to bring your wallet. Smile as your date pays for dinner and offer to get the tip.
Tell her how big a Star Wars fan you are. Explain in detail about the part where Yoda meets Obi Wan in the cave, or was it Luke Skywalker. If you don't know jack about Star Wars, talk about Enterprise instead. If all else fails, push self destruct button and detonate self.
Order a plate of fish and chips. Explain why you prefer the taste of human flesh.
Tell your date how much you still love your ex and how much you still care for him/her.
Ask the waiter to play the ukelele while you dance the hula in public while on a date. Afterwards, buy a silly hat and mask and walk around wearing the afforementioned articles of clothing.

Fishing Day at Rimba

Eric doing a wardance with sticks

A victim of Mad Cow disease

Action Shot

End of Day

Much Love,

Cody

Damn knee

2007-11-28T21:17:00.000+08:00

Bokh is here. Bokh is not missing. Bokh is not dead. Bokh is alive.

I have just been busy after the exams. With football, badminton, squash, gym, bowling and other social activities such as hanging out at G-town, memoklen at G-town and etc. It has been a productive holiday. Which is why i haven't been blogging. But since, I am home tonight without any plans I might as well do this blog a favour.

Alrightey, had futsal tournament today. Played real hard, scored a few, missed a few, scratched my knee and got a broken heart. Screw it, we lost during the finals. 30 seconds left. I skipped past an opponent. Swiftly I made a move I saw in a Nike commercial and went past another defender. Great success. Only one more defender. I stopped the ball. The defender was confused. I slid the ball between his legs, only the keeper to beat. I looked up, picked a spot, and blasted the ball towards goal. Everyone was on their feet. Time was running out. I was already thinking what I should do for my celebration, either a crazy triple summersault or just a cool gimme five with the team mates. Sadly i didn't have to deal with that dilemma cause the ball hit the woodwork and flew across the pitch and went into our own net. What a shame. I was on my knees.

Haha what really happened was, it was a really thight game and the score ended 7-6 with us being on the losing side. So silver medal it is. All in all, it was a satisfying disappointment. ...Yeah.

Another month of holiday left and a couple of months before result is out. All is well. Should probably make the best out of it. Till then, cody and eric shall keep you guys updated.

Cheers,

Bokh

2007-11-28T14:05:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!

What have i been up to for the past 6 days?

I have learned that, when there is water, there is fish! And fishing is what i've been up to. Believe it or not, i've been fishin at night and coming back in the morning with the cousin. Righteous. The results of this?

owned.

Other than fishing, i've been bumming at home, obviously eating and getting fatter everyday. Goalless i am. Righteous.

Sucks cause everyone is being emo. So am I. I miss my class mates. I almost ~~cried~~ watching this. Sure brings back memories. XD

I hope you guys are well. I sure am missing all of you. Im not pretending.
Thanks for the vid chillos! Anda the bomb! :D

Cody is busy playing with his chihuahua, scooter. Effing dog never listens to me. I resorted to kicking the scary dog with ginormous eyes. Kidding.

Bobo in the other hand has been playing futsal and watching emo korean vids, repeatedly. He watches them over and over. Its okay bo, we understand.

TO ALL ST'ANDREWS READERS! HAVE FUN AT PROM! VOTE GARY TEO WEE SHYANG AS PROM KING! XD

Happy ending,
Eily

November 26, 2007

2007-11-26T20:25:00.000+08:00

Sexy Elicious IS BACK!

Im kiding. Eric is prolly off catching giant barra and eels out at sungai bunga until the crack of dawn. I don't know where Bokh is, probably playing football. I on the other hand am wasting my life away. I think im getting high on chewing gum. I shall now let my fingers fly as they have sort of developed a will of their own. Tomorrow everyones going to the ICC for teachers day, i think. Right now Im standing on the fine line between going or not going. Go and meet friends for the last time, enjoy thyself, have fun and mope about the exam OR wake up late, have an early morning dota session, have breakfast, then resume dota, read a good book, laugh at ivan and be merry. Im torn but its aight. I think a decision will come soon, any minute nowww.

Espeed is a douche. I am now experiencing an enlightening speed of 2 mbps. Everyone is complaining how slow 50 Mbps is. Oh wait its just gone up to 48mbps. Its still pretty slow. Pages take 10 secs to load. Pictures take ages. Its not a good experience. And i pay 90 a month for this. Im going broadband...soon. Its been technical these days. Programs eating up ram, causing spikes and lags and etc.

I guess this is going to be routine. Hopefully not a stale one. Preferably not a stale one. I need some spice. Preferably oregano, parsley is too strong, although rosemary is preferable. OH YEAH, a tale I going to spin about a young man of age 16, whose eyes could not make out the dangers approaching him. It was inevitable for, his slippers were not sandals. Friction was lacking. He got on the boat, wobbled, twiddled a little. Then slipped. Oh no not a little slip. A big slip. He landed with a thud, which caused a gigantic ripple. The fish got scared. The above person is none other than Sexy elicious aka eric aka teo eng sheng. Thats why on that very sunday, Eric caught no fish while everyone caught something. Adrian caught 3 useless crap bedukang, well everyone caught bedukang. trust me its not something you wna catch. I caught an ass biting freakin jahat eel. It was 2836 feet in length and had razor sharp teeth. Eric, my yound padawan, much there is to be learned but less time there is or crap.

This has been a long post

not so much love because of many pimples,

Ah Dee

FECK YOU ALL XDDD

2007-11-22T09:34:00.000+08:00

OMFG LOOK OUT WHITE BOYS! SexyElicious is backk!!
WOOOOOOTZxX~!!
GCE IS OVERRRRRRR! The long awaited gay chickenpie exam is finally over. XDD
Overjoyed beyond words i am. You should have seen me after the exam, bobo and i were giving away free hugs while cody ran up to the stage and pole danced with one of the 40+ year old wrinkly invigilator.

The day GCE was over, the guys and i went for some japanese food at excapade then we were riding around Ian's new super kijang 1.8 litre with spinners and 28'' rims, blasting the music up til 20kHz. Arent we hip? Yea no shit sherlock.

1st day of holiday

It was good fun. Went for squash , then fishing afterwards. Caught a few baby sharks, and some crabs too. Blah blah ian showing off his chest hairs, benny and cody feeding on decomposed fish guts, bobo missing in action cause he was cutting his hair. ~~gay~~ i tell you, wtf cuts his hair for $35? he straightened it, wow, manly. I think cody and bobo is turning gay, for real. Jon went for fishing too, he caught a midget fish which later died a horrible death as benny bbq-ed it in a camp fire.

Went bowling at night with izzy, tiqah, rabeh, zeeqah and rabeh's brothers. That was when bobo showed up with his new hairdo.

Izzy : OMFG who is that guy walking towards us? Rambutnya cute eh.
Eric : apa ehh! macam ~~gay~~ kaliah dari jauh.

Then he came closer, okay I've got to give credit to the guy, his hair is cute BUT he is not. XD
No doubt about it, i got the highest score as usual, izzy was one point behind, bobo masuk longkang a gazillion times so yea, you can imagine his score. Compliments to rabeh for her first time at bowling and yet she striked on her first try. Jollibee after that, getting fatter i am. feck.

2nd day.

Went to fitness zone, early in the morning, flirted with receptionist and got a 3 days free trial. Sakai i was when i saw the rock climbing moving wall, cody proved to be a human monkey after all. We were doing what guys normally do in the gym, smelling each other's sweat, rubbing against each other, okay that only applies to cody and bobo. XD

Brought the guys over to my aunt's new restaurant located at Seri Anigma Building at Kiulap! It is called YAPPY KOPITIAM. Be sure to try their food there and give comments yea. It is the bomb digga dee. No shit sherlock. They have got the best curry mee in town! XD

3rd day.

Went to fitness zone again, did some crazy workouts, all the lactic acid building up in my bulging muscles, my abs hurting like hell after the gazillion crunches i did. XD Fishing after that i think, i cant really remember, i think ian caught two belukangs, useless shit eating poisonous fishes, cody caught one 'samgei', i think. Benny caught a few plastics, while i caught a dolphin.

Proven Fact: Fishing is very manly, according to ian, you grow chest hairs after fishing.

A few days after

Blah i dont actually remember all the events that occured during our holidays, fishing, squashing, badminton, body building, playing pool, cooking, boat riding, watching movies, blah.

Yesterday.

Mom and i went to reactivate the espeed back. I remembered watching beowulf with finnay yesterday XD it was all computerized graphic. Bobo and his friend joined us last minute. Angelina jolie is sick. Fina taught me what fornication meant. Wow, and i taught bobo what merry making is. Great success!

Today.

I woke up, went for an early jog around the neighborhood, came back, on the pc and my espeed is running! OMFG XD INEFFINGCREDIBLE! I loaded up www.dee-elicious.blogspot.com and i got the shock of a life time. =/

Dear dee,
Its okay, you've changed the layout, it is gay, we all know that. It is emo. I personally think it is not manly.

im kidding dee.

Righteous, im going out in a while. Goin swensons and excapade with the class and the girls then prolly watch enchanted or mr magorium's. XD Thanks to the taggers for staying with dee-elicious til today XD

I got my internet back,
Elicious

HA

2007-11-21T21:27:00.000+08:00

Its the 22nd...theres nothing special,
Eric is contemplating a messy facial.
He is a big sick dick prick,
he makes 2 girls 1 cup look like teletubbies.
Oh no,not the normal kind.
The episode where Lala vomits,
onto Tinky Winky's television.
Sparks fly!
Fizzle Wizzle!
Tinky Winky's circuit is shocked.
His kerfaffle is kerzazzled.
It seems that Poor Tinky Winky,
isn't vomit proof.
Lala is shocked!
She runs around,
meets a mound,
of rock two hundred sixty four pounds.
She goes down,
down,
down.
Her antenna gets stuck,
in a flaming briar bush,
Set alight by the mischevious Po.
Po says: "Po po po po po poo"
Lala screams: " Lalalalala"
Their tellies turn on.
Sportscenter shows.
England defeated by Croatia.
Both tubbies spontaneously combust.
Lala from the raging fire,
Po from England's defeat.
Alas there was but one teletubby left.
Whose name I do not know.
She is frolicking happily.
All of a sudden!
B1 and B2 pop out.
Big bad bananas hanging out.
by the roadside mind you,
not a zipper.
They are wearing,
matching pyjamas in broad daylight.
Which leads us to think,
should they see a freakin shrink.
Neways B1 and B2,
approach the last teletubby,
jam themselves into its antenna.
Its too much too handle.
Kerfaffles Kersizzle.
Tertwizzles terkirit.
Everyone perishes,
from an ominous black flame.
Out of the flare, pops Dr House.
Suchers in hand, Scalpel in pocket.
He brings what was once dead,
back to life.
B1 and B2, Po and Lala.
Tinky Winky, and oh i remember!
Poor old Dipsy.
They thank House M.D
all is well!
In the inner recesses of my mind.

much love,

Dee

Please don't go to 2 girls 1 cup. Please don't.

Back

2007-11-17T10:54:00.000+08:00

Dearest Cody is back and so is dee-elicious.blogspot. Eric would be posting really soon. Talking about his eventful experience during GCE, how he's gonna own the exam and how he took off his shirt and ran around topless after the exam. As for me, I have nothing to say. Fang xing I am.

But now that it's all over, we'll be back to doing our usual things, trying to conquer the world and save humankind. Cody has signed up to fitness zone. HAHA he's really serious about getting his body in shape. I on the other hand, might join too, just for kicks. Should probably go jogging tomorrow and play football all week. A good lifestyle is a healthy lifestyle.

This post is just to tell everyone that I mananged to survive the exam and am still alive but not well. For now I'ma get some rest to make up for those sleepless nights. Til then.

Love,

Bokh

la

2007-11-16T19:58:00.000+08:00

Tis been a long time dear blog. 4 weeks to be exact. It has been fair, it has been well. All in all it has been swell. Eric the naive, Ian the curt and some ass went out to brave the sea this fine day. Huge storm clouds hung over the sky like eric's drool from his mouth when he sees his favourite food, decomposed fish guts. Bobo was too busy to tag along. I don't really care.

Lazy I am to include pictures. GCE's are over whoopee. Slept for only 4 hours last night. Had to help Ivan with gay software problems. I'm worried about my results. I guess everyone is.

END

much love,
cody

...

2007-10-21T20:25:00.000+08:00

I'm here to talk about something very important which I have yet to stress about, that is Bola Sepak. You might be wondering why I am here blogging instead of wanking myself to math equations or studying about rift volcanoes in Africa. Well here's what I've got to say to that:

My toes are scribbling math equations and solving logarithmic equations while I scan through Aspects of Physical Geo by Marianne Chong, fingers typing silly things. I am actually studying.

I am inspired to blog after watching last night's Merseyside derby where Liverpool kicked Everton's ass. Take that Jon! To those of you who doesn't know what a Merseyside derby is then you probably have an IQ of 10 or no common sense at all cause I have just said that it was a Liverpool-Everton match, sort of.

During these rough times, I tend to reminisce the good times. Back when there were no stress to do well in exams, no blogs to blog, no responsibilties to be responsible for, no kids to to kid around with, just me and my passion for a ball and the art of kicking it.

Hmm what was point number 4? I'll get back to you on this later. I have a headache now.

Football has been the most popular sport in the country since umm well I'm not sure. Well it was there when I was born. Though not very good at the sport, we Bruneians are passionate about it. What better way to get your mind off work, studies, jessica alba or crack (for those who do them) than football. So if you wish to get started and get into football then the first thing to do is to pick a favourite football team, preferably from the EPL cause that's all you get from ESPN.

Here's some tips on how not to pick you're team:

Do not pick your team base on the colour of their jersey. Eg. If you're favourite colour is white then don't pick Derby just because they have white jerseys. They're rubbish.

Do not pick your team because you think the manager of the team is kinda hot cause managers get sacked.

Don't try to be adventurous and pick a team from the bottom half of the table cause you'll end up being heart broken every saturday night.

And last but not least don't pick teams with the words such as United, Manchester, C.Ronaldo, Old Trafford associated with them.

Now if you have just followed my 'how not to pick your team' tips, I am sure you have landed yourself the right choice. That's right, Liverpool FC is the right choice! : )

Oh crap I just rememberred point number 4!

This post is for Jon shim who is now sufferring from severe lung collapse and a broken heart. Poor guy got let down by his team. No need to kill yourself over it Jon.

Love,

Bokh

ps, Three cheers for Dirk Kuyt

Selamat Hari Raya : )

2007-10-13T11:45:00.000+08:00

After one month of fasting, not being able to pick our nose or any other haram stuff and not to mention countless hours spent on cleaning the house, shopping for new furnitures, baking cakes (or buying) and decorating our baju raya with manik and such, the time has come where little kids run around houses, knocking everything in their path and spilling orange soda on the carpet and adults eating as if they've fasted for a month, cleaning up after split orang sodas and... oh what the shit its RAYAA! wooo.

I could not finish decorating my baju melayu with furs and manik due to my intense 16 hours-studytime a day schedule sooo I had to settle for the conventional baju melayu, that is without the manik. Pity.

Raya is a happy time.

Sometimes Bitter.

But usually happy : )

There's lots of food to eat, drinks to drink, silly jokes to lol at...

... and girls dressed like paddle pop.

But then again its mostly about the money baby.

Tsk. Kids these days

Selamat Hari Raya

Maaf Zahir dan Batin

Sincerely,

Bokh

ps, I'd like to post some words but I haven't got the time so yeah some pictures ought to do it.

pps, you've been emofied. cheers

Eric is gay

2007-10-08T18:36:00.000+08:00

Just a few more days til Ramadhan is over and we'll be celebrating Raya. Whoozah! I have spent the last few days designing and beautifying my cara melayu with manik-manik and such, altering my cara melayu so that it would not look so gay. I think I have outdone myself this time.

Moving on.

I woke up for sahur today with a very severe broken heart. What was the cause? Relationship problems of course! You'd think that someone as smart and charismatic as me wouldn't have much problems with relationships. But this particular problem was inevitable.

I was up all night cheering for my love. Sparkling juice and keropok doritos ready in case there was going to be a celebration. Sure enough, Triple H netted for the reds not long afterwards. Joyful moment that was. Liverpool was up by one and was constantly on the attack. Love was in the air. I could sense the celebration coming. There I was, a happy boy deeply in love, smilling to himself. But I thought wrong for my love turned her back on me. Minutes before half time she let the ball roll past her own net and minutes after half time she let the ball roll past her net once again. I was left stunned, my dreams shattered. All this time she was only giving me false hope. Everything just fell apart like that, without warning. I was hurt but cry I did not for I believed that she would come back. However, I thought wrong again. Things didn't get any better. She was playing hard to get. Darn it. I couldn't take it any longer so I switched off the tele and went to bed with a permanent scar in my fragile heart. Something that I thought time could not mend.

But just like any other past relationships, I have learnt to move on. I was no longer sad after I learnt from a friend at school that prettyboy Fernando Torres equalised for the Kops before the final whistle. Whoozah! Ahaha. For about 7 hours life was bitter. All is good now and I have recovered from my hangover.

This leads us to the next

Lessons by dee-elicious.blogspot # i've lost track

Never ever fall in love or have a relationship (obsession) with a football team for it will cause you to write a full paragraph of very unlogical things which is a waste of time cause the time used to write a full paragraph of unlogical things can be used to do more productive things such as studying chemistry or waxing your feet (in the case of girls with hairy legs).

Enough said, Liverpool is the best club in the world! regardless of their recent poor performance.

...

We won't be updating regularly as we would be busy milking hamsters, shaving deers and most off all revising for our exams. So til then, happy advance Hari Raya, selamat berpuasa and err jangan main mercun. Yeah.

Love,

Bokh

ps, picture is for syazziewinnie the pony <3

pps, ian benji jangan jealous!

2007-09-27T21:29:00.001+08:00

Happy I am not because Malay oral was crap. It was crappy for reasons that i do not wish to tediously list down. Cody also had a hard time during his oral. He came out of the library still with his pitiful 'saya tidak tahu cikgu' expression on his face. Poor guy. Ian however was a proud Cina. He aced the whole thing which made both Cody and I more depressed. Eric Teo was no where to be seen.

Cikgu: Pada pendapat anda, siapakah golongan dakwah di negara kita?
Cody: ... Saya tidak tahu.

I am currently in no condition to post something good on the blog. Things have not been going so well. Lately, I've been questioning my own ability to do well for the exam. Somehow I feel that I am not ready. But that is not all that has been bothering me. I have to deal with other things such as the fact that people actually use artificial vagina to extract bull's semen and then insert their hand into a cow's rectum so that they could get hold of their oviduct and inject bull's semen into them. I mean, who would do such things? Poor cattle.

As you can see I am a hurting child. Though I may seem cheerful, happy and irresistibly cute on the outside, I am actually crying on the inside. I believe that no man should cry because of a screwed up oral or bulls being sexually harassed by machines. However, crying on the inside is okay and acceptable. It does not make me in any way gay.

I shall cry myself to sleep tonight. Once again, Malay oral was...

With love and much sadness,

Bokh

ps, I've accepted that it is okay to sexually harass bulls and cows with machines and needles. It is after all for the benefit of humankind.

pps, Puasa makes me hungry

2007-09-23T13:45:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is hereee!! =P
Dearest blog,

How have you been? I hope your doing well. Bobo is a great guy, Im sure he'll take care of you when im not around. Cody still has internet. Sure he doesnt blog anymore, but i reckon, deeeeeep insid, he still loves you. Its okay to be emo once in a while, just cry it out like ian, its healthy. Well, i've got to do my homeworks now, we shall chat soon yes. Till then, dont die on me. Stay strong and take care.

Dear taggers,

Why isnt anyone showing the love to this blog anymore? Help us help you, tagging = love. Cody is willing to give hamsters to taggers who are devoted to this blog. Bobo will give free hugs to any guy as he is desperate and lonely.

Dear bobo,

I hope you still have the energy to blog. Its only puasa dude, dont be such a sissy. Be a man, do the right thing. And the right thing to do is to ~~study~~ yo. Listen to cody, you should start wanking to books now. No more sissy korean dramas.

Dear cody,

Dont be trippin on bobo man. I'll call my gang and beat you up yo. Yea, be scared beech.

Pps, i dont know where this is going. Everyone is being emo lately. Emo = fail.

The one and only emo,
Elicious

Dear Bokh

2007-09-17T21:40:00.000+08:00

Dear Bokh,

How are you? Have you broken your fast? Have you been a good boy? I hope so. I sure hope so bokh. I wish you to be well.

I did not wish to tell you this but due to your not so convincing qualifying exams and your unwillingness to revise, I fear that I must. I feel that it is my responsibility to remind you that O'level is in a couple of weeks time. I suggest you start working very hard now and do a little less blogging. Besides, your friends don't even tag on the tagboard anymore. They don't love you. It's okay though. You can show them what you're worth when you do well in your O'level.

However, I do need to remind you that being smart does not really help you to get the girls. But having lots of money does -most of the time. To get lots of money, you must work really hard and do really really well in your O'level exam. That way you can get a good scholarship and go study abroad where you must study even harder and graduate to become someone very successful. If you were to become a successful man, getting the girls would not be a problem. Even if you look like him.

Though I wouldn't date him if I were a girl. But that's beside the point. I'm sure you've got the looks to go with it too so dont worry ;D

Okay, what I'm really trying to tell you is that you should be studying right now! Not doing unuseful, sad things such as writing a letter to yourself and posting it on your blog. What you should be doing now is to study real hard. That way when you get your results next year, you can tell your friends who dont show any love to this blog anymore by not tagging every once in a while that while you were gone and not blogging, you were actually doing something productive such as practising your additional math. I'm not sure if you understand what I've just said but try to read through it again and I hope you get what I mean.

I think I have said enough and I hope that this will inspire you and probably some of your friends too who might actually read this pointless but actually meaningful letter. Till then.

Much Love,

The better half of your conscience.

Ps, I wish you all the best.

Pps, Do not write back for I merely exist.

why friends shouldnt call friends non-friends because it might cause the non-friend to shoot the friend with a great big shotgun which will..

2007-09-15T11:13:00.000+08:00

I am here to conduct a valiant last-ditch effort to save this blogspot which seems to be slowly decomposing pixel by pixel. Bokh has done well seeing the last 4 posts were by him and him only. The holidays have been fairly enjoyable seeing as I don't have to look at a certain someone. Not you Bokh, ni she ge peng yu. Since you were in the company of she who must never ever never be named cos if she is named i might get into real serious shit, I had to distance myself(which I did remarkably well since i managed to actually finish a maths past year paper). Rest assured for I shall not bitchslap you any longer.

Over the holidays I have developed several new traits and abilities which I shall tediously list out:

1. The ability to wrestle bears
2. Greg House Syndrome which is obtained by watching over 60+ hours of House M.D.
3. I now have a limp and extremely painful comebacks from Greg House Syndrome, Whoozahhh
4. Lots of medical know-how obtained from House M.D.
5. Hatred for she who must not be named and etc serta many theories on behavioral patterns.
6. Conclusion that watching excessive amounts of Korean dramas, Japanese boybands, drooling over hot Asian guys, listening to Japanese music eventhough you don't understand even a word Japanese, attempting to emulate behavioral patterns of Japanese girls ( posing for camera with excessive use of the peace sign) and excessive usage of the Japanese word 'ya da' will cause your pituitary gland to expand and explode. Without a pituitary gland, hormone supplements will be needed and you will stay SHORT forever and ever.
7. The ability to do a lumbar puncture in the classroom
8. My hair has grown an inch.
9. Friends are overrated.

It has been a positive experience,
Cody ' I still have internet ' Lim

I'm a prettyboy

2007-09-10T22:16:00.000+08:00

Hmm.. holiday has been unproductive.

So today I had a little bonding with my guy friends. Damn it i know its sad. It was like a girls day out except we're... boys. Daingggg! Boys day out.

Where are the girls when you really need them?

So a group of 5 guys went to excapade for lunch, had sushi, embarrassed themselves and had emo talk about girls. Okay I lied about the last part. Then the 5 of us got onto our pink unicorns and flew over to the mall. Yeah! The Mall! Omg I was so excited! Okay I wasn't. There were no pink unicorns either. Damn it.

A couple more guys joined us there then ooohh some girls came. I was overjoyed. But then no, I was determined to make this outing a boys only day out! So me and a bunch of other guys decided to catch a different show. It took us a while to decide what movie to watch.

"Ohh lets watch Impak Maksima."
"Oh oh yeah! Lets watch that!"
"Its that Malaysian movie right? Oh lets watch it!"
"Yeah yeah the name of the movie sounds cool! Lets watch it!"

And then I was like WTH?! I wasn't gonna waste my money so I voiced out.
"Rush Hour 3. I don't care we're watching Rush Hour 3! "

So watched Rush Hour 3 we did. Great success. Nothing much happened afterwards.

Nothing much happened during the holidays either. Met Eric at a buffet last Saturday night. I was with my family. He was with his. I just wanna say this to everyone who thinks Eric is sexy.

He is not sexy okay! He eats like a pig. He skipped the appetizer but helped himself to 5 rounds of the main course. He probably ate the whole lamb that they served that night. It was scary shit. I lost my appetite. He was still helping himself to some bread pudding when I left. Don't be surprised if he turns out like the picture below after the holidays.

I would like to put a fatter picture of him but I don't like to exaggerate. So yeah. Haha! Sorry ric, I'm kidding. We all know you're sexy. Pfft. yeah right.

Anyone up for squash? fishing? football? Eric you surely need to exercise after the buffet. Niao Hia we better play squash tomorrow! Ian busted his knee so he's being a proper handicap at home. Eric is plain malas. I don't know where cody is. I am very lonely this holiday. Girls, I am very VERY free this holiday =D okay, kidding!

Happy I am not,

Bokh

Eric, Cody and Bokh says hi to taggers.

For Cody

2007-09-07T22:07:00.000+08:00

Once again I will be blogging by myself. Without partners dee and eric. Eric cut off his internet connection so that he could study. Bullcrap. Cody is busy being angry at almost everyone. I think we all need to show him some love. Its okay dee. Mai khi liao.

Amal-chan needs to apologise to Cody. Cannot tahan anymore ah. If not i will cut myself into 200 pieces, feed my liver to the pigs, and process my intestine into sausages. Proper emo. No shit.

Holiday is gonna be the bomb. Its gonna be fishing, squash, football, edmond's exclusive non-huanna only party and other stuff. Hell yeah.

Ahaha I wish. Holiday is gonna be sad.

Dee-elicious.blogspot wishes everyone a happy holiday and advance selamat berpuasa.

Till then,
Bokh

Ps, Thanks izzy for the super coolest birthday present, syaz for the card. Cute ah! And everyone else who wished me a happy birthday.

pps, everyone needs to show cody some love. Im serious!

I am still a virgin

2007-09-03T22:06:00.001+08:00

Today, I lost my innocence. It was forcefully taken away from me by fiqah. What she did I shall not tell. Damn it, you've shamed me.

Short update today because I'm really tired after pasting papers and copying stuff onto my peribahasa book. Thank you amal-chan for the book. I think i might have spilled some coffee on it.

Yesterday morning Dee, Ian and I went to Chung Hwa funfair. Our main objective was to catch ducks. However the ducks supply were exhausted even before we came so objective failed. Instead we splashed out $10 each on miniature golf. We got pawned under the hot scorching sun!

Okay okay, actually our main objective was to visit our old school where dee and I used to go to when we were in kindergarten and primary. Back then my hair was combed to the side and Cody was a fat loser. The school playground was dominated by us back at our time. Paikia ah! Ian was not from Chung Hwa but he just tagged along cause he heard there's gonna be ducks.

Cody, Eric, Ian, Benny went fishing again hoping to catch another giant pacu but got bitch-slapped by a Bangla instead. Poor boys. I had to miss out on the dramas cause I had to go for tuition. Here's something that Cody would like to share.

Cody's infamous peanut butter bread chum. Eric freaking out.

Love,

Bokh

ps, fiqah, you have sinned.

once again, feck u bo. XD

2007-08-31T22:39:00.000+08:00

NotSoSexyElicious is heree!

Its sad to say that from today onwards, I shall be joining cody on a voyage to make the world a better place. Feck that. Im going on a long hiatus for about 3 months. Something i came up with the mother just before my O's.

Lessons learned by Dee-elicious #3

O level's is not funny. It is the ~~gay~~.

Sigh, if life was so fair, then why do roses have thorns? *emo*

Far's bday tomoro. I dont know what to wear. Ian and i are dressing up like clowns.

Uneventful day it is. I cut my hair. Regretted doing so cause i look like an 8 yr old kid with short mushroom hair now. Went rba with roLand, he owned me in squash 10 sets to 0, tied in badminton, and we played tennis a bit.

Am currently chatting only now. No mood to blog at all. Bobo is a slave driver. kidding bokh.

And here's an interesting chat between ian, gladys and i.

∞ i miss you says:
my life is almost officially overRRrr
UIC rutipaun #234 aim and press; all you help =) says:
thats why you got me and eric
∞ i miss you says:
phew
∞ i miss you says:
is taht a good or a bad thing?
UIC rutipaun #234 aim and press; all you help =) says:
2 form 5 losers outta love to listen =p
∞ i miss you says:
hahahaha
UIC rutipaun #183 eric | dead broke. says:
HAHAHA
UIC rutipaun #183 eric | dead broke. says:
yea and come to think of it, ian and i are very single =/ we dont know jack about love.

I'm tired. My internet is failing me. Im off people. XD
Don't miss me =P

Unloved,
Elicious

Great White Pacu

2007-08-29T21:57:00.000+08:00

Im here to reply tags again cause gay eric is busy practising his gay kissy pose for another party. He posted so many pictures of himself, it's making this blog gay. Ahaha don't get angry ric. It's okay.

Replies:
Cheahwen- Damn it. The kid wasnt cute. Happy belated birthday by the way, from cody, eric and bokh =D Forgot to wish you the other day. Heh.
Amelia- Woo. Amelia has good fashion sense. Haha thanks. Bokh doesnt get about the plaster, so yeah.
Syaziewinnie The Pony- Yea yea me mom got it =S
Elena- Ahaha I wasnt annoyed. Maybe a little. The shirt sexy rugged cool okay.
Ziqah- Eric says thanks for the pictures. He got emo cause you took so long to upload the pictures.
Everyone who thinks eric should get his ears pierced- He's too chicken to do it.
Charlie- I think you're funny.

Dee-elicious fishing outing #I lost track

Caught 43 kilo giant great white pacu monster. Bokh missed out on the action cause he was in the shack reading teen mags. It was raining, fish weren't biting, he was sad. Can't blame him alright! Action caught on video by ian bin benji.

Video not suitable for underage children. Completely uncencored. Contains explicit words, mostly from benny.

Picture shows that Cody is still alive. He was a happy boy indeed.

...

Went to izzah's birthday party the night before our fishing trip. Cody didn't come cause he said he wanted to start revising for A'levels. Bokh spent most of the night at the party watching Liverpool on tele at izzah's place. Eric spent the night gay posing and trying to dance but failed miserably. Cody was at home revising.

Momo Sissoko. Legend.

As quoted by someone, "Momo Sissoko played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won."

Jeerah thinking about Liverpool's match. Aklimah got wasted. Haziq depressed cause Aklimah got wasted. Bokh thinking. Rab just wants to get into the picture. Bokh can't dance okay.

Tis our friend Nigel. Featured friend of the week. Smart, charming and a real ladies man. Awesome skills in tennis and squash. Proper catch for the girls. Peace. Hehe.

Emo no more,

Bokh

Ps, Eric has to find his inner-masculinity.

feck u bobo.

2007-08-27T22:38:00.000+08:00

fishyyElicious is heree!!
Oh mY g0Dz, lots of things have been happenin recently.

25/08/07.
Righteous, it was supergirl's night sky masquerade birthday party. Good fun.

XD

far, zah, ian, i.

random.

far, qilah, i.

We all got wasted and drunk. Ian, zul and i had to share a small store room under the stair case ; the room was the size of izzah's wardrobe but heck, we squeezed in and had a good sleep.

p.s. Well they were tons of pics but ziqah is lagging so i'll post more up some time soon.

Also during that night, after crashing at izzah's mansion, i left for vivien's cousins-and-super-close-friends-only farewell party. Nothing much happened there, just chatted a bit with the hot girls. Namely, Gladys, Shin, CheaHong, BibienYap. Super fun can. We were *cough* smoking ~~shisha~~ and ~~ganja~~.

That was for one day.

26/08/07

HoMgZ, we are fishing today! Fishing gear ready, hooks, rods, baits, floaters, sinkers, snacks, ian's guitar, my lucky undies, cody's sure-catch rod, bobo's cawir bamboo rod and emo relationship magazine, benny's abdul garcia rod? , peppermint cadbury.

The girls were supposed to join us too but they passed out cause the thought of cutting up the small fishes as bait and all the blood gushing out scared them. So it was only the guys. Yeah! all the fishes for ourselves. Righteous, it rained. heavily. Great success.

Everyone got wet, i was running around, doin my param-pam-pam dance which brought us the extra good luck, bobo stayed in the shack and read his emo magazine. Ian almost caught a whale but his line got cut. As cody and benny were helpin him, i was skilfully slicing small fish fillet as bait.

Just when i was looking away, the chair dropped into the pond. Then benny's rod was pulled away with it too. OMFGzX, with precise aiming, cody casted his line and hooked onto ben's rod. Ben reeled in a 5kg monster fish. We measured and found out it was the size of cody's head 3 times.

Oo yea, we released the fish back into the pond. After 3+ hours of professional fishing, i caught a tree, ian almost caught a shark, cody almost caught a stingray, benny caught a few midget fishes and one monster fish, bobo caught the worker's attention and we saw them disappear into the store room. Go figure. Wow, great fun.

We are sad, lonely, emo, very single and available. >=3

Lover,
Elicious.

Make it slower make it faster

2007-08-23T22:00:00.000+08:00

Glad I am that qualifying exam is over. We've got some of our marks for qualifyings already. As usual amy pawned us all in every subject. Nao hia jia ha mi liao? An ni keng!

Replies to tags (I don't normally do this but Eric is not here at the mo. And there's been lots of tags =S so yeah) :

Izzah- It's okay bokh doent wanna be your boyfriend =p

Ah Jon shimmy- Emo-wannabe i need my harry pothead back!

Kwang- Goodwork. You go girl!

Vivien yapchiacia- Cody will be back after O's. He is currently into yoga and meditating. Best not disturb him.

Amelia- We feel you. Its okay. If you follow dee-elicious lessons #1 and #2 it'll be alright. Okay don't. All the best from dee, eric, bokh =D

Panic!atthediscofan- We don't know. We sure don't know.

Baz- Eric has style.. pause.. Nat! Bokh has got more style.

Lessons today by dee-elicious #3

Never try to be cute by wearing a pink shirt with a pair of boots hanging over your neck.

Little kid: Ahaha kasut!

Bokh: ...

Amal-chan: Eee.. I don't know you.

Bokh: ...

Annoying tuition girl: Why are you wearing pink?

Bokh: ...

Tuition teacher: Why are you hanging a pair of shoes over your neck?

Bokh: ...

Normally i wouldn't wear pink. Pink is the colour of pink flowers, pink fairies, pigs and hippo's milk. Heck, poklens wear pink but somehow i felt adventurous today and went for it. Gosh! Attempt to be cute failed.

End of lesson.

...

Dee-elicious simpsonized.

Simpsonized dee and eric looks better than real cody and eric. Real bokh looks better than simpsonized bokh.

Off to slit his wrist,

Bokh

woooooooootzor

2007-08-21T14:14:00.000+08:00

Sexy peopleeeeeeeeeee!
SexyElicious is backk! XD
Yes yes, i know everyone was starting to worry. Well, Im still pretty much alive and kicking. Wheeeeeeee!! Happy is i, exams are overrrr for cody and i. Bobo still has to sit for his 9th paper. Well no one cares about him.
Thanks to our oh so lovely taggers who kept the tagboard alive even though we were all on hiatus. Ian and i are giving free hugs XD
MWAHAHAH REPLIES:

Elena - Perempuan gila lena! haha long time no seeeeee! Yea i havent been to tuition for a long time la, u can ask gary if ur curious hehe XD GOOD LUCK FOR UR EXAMS LENA >=D
Gladys - YAN YAN! Good luck to you too woman! XD
Jonshimmy - KNN CCB why did u scribble on the book!? Feck u jon! feck u. I regretted borrowing u the book! by bobo. well im pretty sure tats what he was gonna say.
Cheahwen - HIIIIII CHEAHWEN xD
Farah - Wheeeeee fishing this sunday. Get ready to get your hands dirty woman! BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING! blood splatter from worm* evil grin* MWAHAH
Vycc - Bibien yap! 10 more days =/ im going to cry like a baby. ur leaving. boo you. haha yea we're still aliveeeee yoo!
Cikgu Haiseh - Bobo likes you. He wants to sexy-time with u in the HEP. One on one. 50 dollars he stay all night. XD

WootZx as i've mentioned earlier in the tagboard, PEOPLE! CODY IS SELLING HAMSTERS! 2 for $15 only! Bobo is selling his bamboo fishing pole for only $10. Im selling my used undies, 103% anti-bacteria and machine washable for $5 only.
Desperate we are for some $_$ because we need to get presents for 2 beautiful ladies.
Names not mentioned to prevent people from stalking. Currently i've got 28 cents in my wallet, bobo's dead broke and cody spent all his money on ~~ganja~~.

WHOOOOOOOO! EXAMS OVER! Gosh im still not over the fact that its over!

Lessons learned by Dee-elicious #2

Qualifying exams is the crazy. Science papers were payah. Malay paper was hardcore. English paper was cake. Add Maths was ice cream. POA was un-balancable. Geo was like peanut. And the rest was alright? The point is to not learn 1 hour before exams. U start to panic and u forget everything. Last minute studying never works.

Or better yet, don't study. BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING! =P

Today is an eventful day, after qualifyings. I ran out the hall like a crazy mad man and shouted WOOOOTzXx WE BE FISHING! DONT BE TRIPPING FOO! FO SHIZZO! Righteous. I started giving everyone free hugs and they thought i was a desperate lunatic =/ But that dint stop me from spreading the love yo! And in the end, i got beaten up.

abused. kes buli.

Righteous, mummy came after that and we left to jollibeexZx yo chicken tochino yo! =/ they ran out of it. ~~feckers~~. Burn the place i shall. Got back home after lunch, showered then left for badminton at rbrc. Whee i lost in all my games. Great success!

WootzXor we be fishing tis sunday. deedee, bobo, me, iannie, and a bunch of girls. Names not mentioned again. haramsh*t yo. Anyways we be fishing for scorpion fishes and jelly fishes. Buy a trident. Rent a boat. Champagne. Bobo bringing shisha. Cody with his hamsters. Ian with his guitar and silly medleys. Yea u get the picture.

Picturesque eh. HAHA anyways, everyone just cant wait for fishing and alsoo someone's bday party is coming up. Outfits, masks, booze, disco lights, pole dancing, ian's electrifying robot dance. Yea! That be fun.

Haha reminds me of new year 2006.

2006. new year's eve.

Okay, ian and i have issues. Not only are we emo. We feel that we do not have the hot aura most men possess. Its sad. Thats why we're giving away free hugs yo! Haha we envy guys with sexy abs, corny pickup lines. Yea all those. HAHA like zul who has the masculine physique, hairy bod. Yea. XD haha dont kill me zboobs.

Bah thats all, i need to shower. I smell like a fish ah.

Quotes;

Tis poor bobo who is sittin for his 9th Poa paper tomoro.
-currysmell and murtabak says:
tell them im alive but suffering.

Tis izzah and 3 other desperate guys.
eezah ; says:
or you guys can sleep in the guest room
UIC rutipaun #234 aim and press; try shooting at peanuts. that's how i am says:
i'll wake up the next morning to find farah next to me
148 says:
I want eezah eh next to me
UIC rutipaun #183 eric | never stop. XD says:
absofeckinglutely hanky panky detected

Then there were blood splatters and lots of fighting between the guys.
Haha thats all i guess.

Lover,
SexyElicious

I feel you

2007-08-16T22:05:00.000+08:00

We are half way through our qualifying exams. Few more papers to go. So far its okay. My 2 personal favourite papers were Malay paper 2 and Chemistry paper 1. As Mr Borat would say it. Very nice...

...NOT!

Lessons By Dee-elicious #1

I have developed a skill which i find very useful when sitting for mcq papers and which I successfully applied while sitting for my chemistry paper 1.

Never leave mcq questions unanswered. All questions unanswered eg. when out of time (or when unsure about the answer), should be be answered as C!

P(answer is C) = 1/4 but probabilty doesn't really work that way in real life. I have a theory that most answers in an mcq paper is C. This theory came up to me after doing several past year mcq questions and exam papers. I am 5-78% sure of it.

Which is why the last 10 questions of my mcq paper were all answered C. Feck my chem paper sucked.

End of lesson.

...

June O'level results is out ah! Feck i thought I would've failed Bahasa Melayu but heck i got a B. I wasn't pleased with my English though. Overall i thought it was alright but it got me mom a bit skeptical. I shall work harder for the November exam. I'll start right after our fishing trip. Must try to improve Bahasa Melayu.

This blog is pretty much dead now that we havent posted anything for ages. Me mom got back from Singapore yesterday and brought banyak baju-baju, kasut, gula, seluar dalam dan lain-lain. Saya amat gembira sehingga saya melompat-lompat kerana kegembiraan dan dagu saya terjatuh ke lantai. Setelah mengucap terima kasih kepada ibu saya, saya pun pergi ke bilik saya untuk mengulangkaji untuk peperiksaan subjek kimia yang akan saya duduki pada esuk harinya.

Sekian terima kasih,
Bokh

ps, cody is still alive.
pps, bokh needs some sleep and cough medicine.

Im sorry

2007-08-01T22:23:00.000+08:00

I'm sick and I'm sad.
Something's wrong with me.
But it's not that bad.
Just leave me be.

Feck. I've been robbed.
Hiatus.

Pull me in then push me out

2007-07-29T19:03:00.000+08:00

Something before I join dee and eric on hiatus.

Busy I am preparing for the exam. Physics practical exam's tomorrow. I shouldn't be blogging.

So today i locked myself in my little room and started flipping through my physics notes, Peter Andre's 'Mysterious Girl' playing on repeat on my ipod. All was good until I started picturing Peter Andre with his 18-packs tanned abs and his two other mates dancing and splashing water in the lake -.-"

I couldn't get myself to learn anything so I decided to give it a rest before i get too depressed and start chewing on baby hamsters. I did what other normal people would do. I go pigeon-hunting.

Pigeon got owned. Great success.

Dee-elicious reports

Not really sure what Cody has been up to. The increase in size of Cody's small head tells me he is working very hard for the exam.

Eric recently cried over the departure of poa teacher cikgu rahmah.

Bokh watched simpsons movie on saturday night and got really annoyed by a gay dude sitting next to him. He was loud wah! Silly guy couldnt stop laughing until homer made a joke about gays. Ahaha. Bokh thought that was funny.

Eric being Eric. Minutes before bursting into tears.

She was a good teacher to eric, bokh and cody. Aww. Najmi is a giant.

This shall be my last post at least until after qualifying exam. Must revise. Must revise.

HAHA. Im bored and stressed out okay.

Til then,

Bokh

ps, F=ke

pps, F=ke!

HIATUS HIATUS

2007-07-27T19:58:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!

Man, i've been so busy lately. QUALIFYING EXAMS NEXT WEEEEEK!
i really ought to start studying and go on a hiatus like deedee.
I must study!
Thats why, starting from today, im not gonna be blogging for a while, at least until qualifyings are over =/

My brother went on board the ship at lumut today. It was all dramatic eventhough it wasnt his first time. If i remembered clearly, i cried 2 boxes of tissue papers only. My mom was crying hard too and my dad was controlling macho. kidding xD. tsktsk. After sending him off, we flew back to brunei cause i had to rush for POA tuition.
POA was alright. Righteous. Chemistry was next, i invented a new name for amelia today. She is the boy-ish bon XD

Went back home after chemistry, mommy made bubur with fishy and veggie XD
nice nice.
Thats about it for today i guess. Uneventful day.

Stay with us. Bobo will keep u company xD he's a very nice person =X
Cheeeeerios happy people. Keep it real xD

Lover,
Elicious

Pinaka DEE-Elicious!

2007-07-24T21:41:00.000+08:00

A quick post today. Busy cramming valuable knowledge into brain.

Dee, as you all know, will not be blogging for a long time. Why, you may ask?

Okay Cody knew that his dad was going to stop him from using his pc very soon as the exams are nearing. His keyboard had already been confiscated by his parents. So cody had a plan. A plan to con his parents. He went up bravely to his dad one day and said 'Dad, kua tiao espeed. wa ai sin eh kao!' translation: 'Dad, cut off the espeed. I want a new dog!'

Cody had given up his internet connection for a new dog. A dalmation. Or a 'dalmantion' if you're fiqah. See cody was smart. He knew his dad was gonna cut off the internet connection sooner or later. But he made his father think that he was gonna study hard for the exams by not using the computer. And conned his father into getting him a new dog. We all know its all bullcrap. He's got a fecking new haramshit dog.

Cody is well and alive. Not yet bitten by his new stray dog.

Had jollibee for lunch today with cody and fellow classmates.

Cody deduced that Pinaka is a filipino word similar to *****, ****, **** and *****. After our geo class he started calling everyone a Pinaka. This was accompanied by other words such as 'bebot', 'putang ina' and 'mabuti mabuti'. He was not making any sense. He just thought it sounded cool.

Cody wanted you all to watch this if you havent watched it yet.

This post is for cody.

Love,

Bokh

ps, time to study. time to study.

pss, eric and I might join cody very soon

Hiatus

2007-07-22T19:55:00.000+08:00

Right, I am going on hiatus. For about 4 months, Eric and B0kh will entertain you with their crap. It may be sudden but I believe it is for the best.

TA~

Cody

back in four months

great success ! borat roxor

2007-07-21T22:41:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!

UIC rutipaun #183 fishyyElicious | says:
tomoro? are we on for fishing?
UIC rutipaun #183 fishyyElicious | says:
or baddyminton?
Would You Be My Solid Ground says:
entah

-currysmell and murtabak says:
jadi fishing?
UIC rutipaun #183 fishyyElicious | says:
ian okay?
-currysmell and murtabak says:
entah

Hard ah to plan for our fishing trip, cody's using a retarded on screen keyobard cause his hamsters ran loose and bit his original keyboard. kesian.
Bobo is watchin sissy korean dramas, he appears offline just so no one can kacau him. sad.

Today is a very eventful day, i had school. Everybody knows that schools are like the coolest place to hang out at. duh. Take that and rewind it back. apakan. I had the most nutritious breakfast today, 2 weetabix week biscuit and one banana mixed together with milk. yummmy but the weetabix wheat and barley biscuit tasted like hamster food =/ I wasn't late for school today! Had practicals during chemistry where i made unknown chemicals, bombs, panties and all those interesting stuffs.

Blah blah then school was over. Great success! =P Had nasi ayam roasted 3 ringgit then showered, dressed in my brightly orange polka dotted miniskirt then left for the 3 hour malay tuition. Tuition was alright i guess. Fast forward > > > >

Well i jst got back from lepak-ing at the mall. gosh, i sound like a cool malay poklen eh. Anyways, i tried out the new food court and sadly, its not nyaman ah the food. Pfft if u want good food i recommend deedee's sister's mother's son's father's restaurant which sells 100% haramshit but tastes a whole lot better. =P

After the very unsatisfying dinner, I went gaming at tis cyber cafe. I dislike smokers. especially those underaged wannabe nigger smokers. They hang around outside the cyber cafe, puff some cheap semporna ciggy, which makes our shirt smell, pollute the air > > > global warming. righteous. So i try to go with the flow, put on my poklen face, go up to them and say

Dont be trippin on me bro!

The results of tryin to be cool. =/ Attempt to be a nigga failed.

kes buli.

> > > I got owned by those wannabe hippies. Gosh, im tired ahhh, im not sure if we're goin fishing or not tomorow. My triceps and pectorals hurt after an intensive push up workout =/ Must apply heat rub later on. Great success! Im off. Gd nites.

Lover,
Elicious

Still i need your sway

2007-07-20T19:34:00.000+08:00

Cody has yet to come out from his bedroom since his dog got ran over by a car. I think we all need to show him some love. Dogs are haramshit to me but i feel you dee. It's okay.

11.30 am
Got jumped by little brother ayan.
"Abang! Abang! Bangun."
Turned and continued sleeping.
"Oi! Its almost 12!"
Feck.

11.32 am
Got out of bed, showered, berus gigi, scolded by mom. Got to hurry. Got to hurry.

12.05 pm
Went off to masjid. No time for breakfast.

12.40 pm
Sits quietly at masjid. Stomach grumbling.

1.45 pm
Got back from masjid. Stuffed myself with food like cody's biting hamster. Proceeded to computer and played poklen emo songs with the guitar. Chatted with - for a while until - had to go for tuition.

2.15 - 4.15pm
Watched corny cheesy korean drama introduced by amal-chan. Chewing on white rabbit candy while absorbing lots of new korean words and cheesy lines. Getting sissier by the moment. Must blame amal-chan tomorrow. Constanly receiving funny messages from a girl talking about csi, dinosaurs and half life. -.-" Must reply.

4.15 pm
Stopped watching. Dvd player unable to read disk. Went searching for new snacks and noticed that all the white rabbit candies were gone.
"Mom, where are the white rabbit candies?"
"I threw them away. Didn't you read the newspaper?"

Lethal "White Rabbit" in stores

By Amin Hosni

A popular candy called 'White Rabbit' readily available in various stores in Brunei has come under close scrunity by members of the public after it was reported to allegedly contain formalin, or formaldehyde, a disinfectant toxic chemical linked to cancer.

I then recalled that our ex chemistry teacher, Sir Rizal, once told us that formaldehyde can cause men to lose their fertility. I fainted.

5.30 pm
Regained consciousness. Attempted to catch pigeons around the neighbourhood. Set up traps while trying to count how many white rabbit candies I have ingested. Nearly fainted.

6.15 pm
Attempt to catch pigeons failed. Rain started to fall heavily. Got ready for dinner.

8.00 pm
Blogging about uneventful, unproductive day. Should stop now. I shall continue to watch korean dramas. I'm only up to episode 4. Must finish homework first.

Love,
Bokh

Inspired by Cody.
In memory of dipstick.

ps, Khairi is a wanker. Chikopei ah!

Wanker. Must beat him up tomorrow.

fly me to the moon and back! AHAHAH _l_ BOBO

2007-07-18T22:05:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is here!!
Sorry eh, short post again today =/
Tiring day innit? Anyways, Deedee cant blog tonight cause his parents took his keyboard. Bobo is busy flirting with muiz. And im supposed to be doing my A maths homework! Aiyerr later laa -.-''

Today, i went to school as usual. Nothing special happened. Well lots of things did happen but i cant be fecked to list down everything like some nerd. That reminds me of bobo's all time favorite lover, muiz who is currently noting down all of bobo's movements in his diary entitled, 'My Curry' They are so fit for each other wah. The spark between them, their love for each other. Bobo told me the first time he met muiz, he knew it was love at first sight. Absofeckinglutely magnifico! =P

tis i got from TONY! =P

Yes, only for Bobo's sake, i shall encourage ~~gay~~ marriage. But it only applies to them both. Bah, its running late. I've got interhouse bball tomoro. Nites happy people =D

<3-er,
Elicious

Cody bought guinea pigs ah! Feck him.

2007-07-17T21:25:00.000+08:00

I started my day by spilling juice all over my school uniform. Feck it was orange! I tried washing it off with water but work it did not. So i applied hand soap. Miraculously, it worked. I resumed class as usual afterwards.

We ordered Ideal for lunch cause the canteen's bloody buruk and icky and yucky. So there i was eating my belgium waffles with 2 forks. 2 forks cause they forgot to give us knives. Waffles and ice cream are not meant to be eaten with 2 forks. Cause they make you spill ice cream on your shirt. That happened to me. Feck ah i had to apply hand soap again.

Continued eating ice cream. Ice cream spilled all over the table and dripped onto my pants. Fecking forks. Apllied hand soap once again. Wiped the table and left a note to the owner of the table saying sorry. Oh and the chyi chyi yelled at me for disturbing her class.

2 o'clock our bus arrived. We were going to the State Lab where they do all the csi shit! omg omg I was so excited. Nothing interesting happened in the bus. However i was amazed by the driver's precision and accurate timing when he did a 360 u-turn. Haha wth. The place wasnt so high tech. I imagined it to be some sort of super high tech science lab thingy with silver panels. The place was like a hospital ah!

We were split into 2 groups. The boys went with cikgu yani and the girls went with miss ong. Muiz, as some of you might know from my post long ago, joined the wrong group and followed us boys. He was being annoying ah. He kept a journal and wrote every single move i made.

Example:
Bokh is putting his hand on his face.
Omg he's looking at me.
He thinks he's sexy!
He's trying to be cute. But he doesnt know it.
He thinks im crowding him.
He is being very lame today.
He just punched me.

I know this because he was saying it out loud while he was writing them. I find it very disturbing but amal-chan found it amusing -.-" it was obvious he was into me lah. He filled up 9 pages of his journal.

First he observes my behaviour.

Then scribble scribble. Haha.

The trip was alright. I felt wisdomed. I learnt that in a state lab, if you get stuck and cant open the door, press the button to the right of the door which says exit. Ian and I got left out by the group and got stuck in the scary 'The Grudge' hallway. Feck it was scary shit ah. The place was bloody hot.

Cody hamster pose.

He's the man. Don't mess with him.

I think they stole some pills from the narcotics lab. Haha kidding kidding.

Love,

Bokh

ps, I love Tiki emoworldlife.

pps, cody has guinea pigs now.

feck im tired ehhhh

2007-07-16T22:12:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!
Aiyerrr, i jst got back from Amaths tuition. Jst had my dinner. Jst started blogging. Righteoussss =P today is a wonderful day. short post eh.
Stayed at home and woke up at 0900 cooked myself some korean instant noodle with the greatest uber gila ingredients. CRABSTICKS! CABBAGE! SAUSAGES! MATA LEMBU! yummiest mee ever.
After brunch, i watched cartoon the whole day. WHEE XD 3 box sets of powerpuff girls, 2 box of spongebob square pants and 1 of rollie pollie ollie. ahh, life, what more can u ask for? =P Had a tea break and i ate peppermint ice cream, peanut butter biscuits, apple crisp granola bars, keropok rasa ayam, chocolate hitam, susu 100% lemak. My diet is so to the bomb kan? I is growing boy wah xD

I continued watchin disney channel, kim possible kali ah my favourite-est cartoon ah. Thennnn i watched totally spies! teeheehee i like i like! Quickly, time passed and just when i knew it, it was already dinner time. I hungrily barbarically stuffed myself like a cave man who hasnt seen food for 3562412 days. My dinner comprised of satay ayam, soto mata lembu daging, sup ekor, nasi katok 25 jam, daddy john, mee kuning rebus simpan telur and daging,

i owned anorexia.

To end the post, i recommend this diet of mine to everyone, high protein, low fats, low calories, high fibre, low cholestrol! WOOTZ PoKl3nH3aRtzXx ehh hyper ah =.= macam urang gila eh. I do not eat like a cow, and i do not watch sissy cartoons unlike bobo and dee. XD Im tired, and i just remembered something my bro once told me. Blogging doesnt get you paid, and it doesnt get you laid. LOL!

Interesting day it was. And if you want to have a good laugh, go to youtube and type brunei. scroll down, watch the vids and it will make your day. Bruneians are lamefunny. But proud bruneian i am!

Lover,
Elicious

What is an antibiotic?

2007-07-15T23:06:00.000+08:00

Otaku-otaku refers to an overtly obsessive fan of any one particular theme, topic, or hobby.

8.00 am
I have become a WoW otaku for the past day. It is to the very weird. I don't find it that entertaining but something compels me to play. Maybe its because I dont have a life and spend my time sleeping and getting fat. Nah. Bobo did it. Hulu won. Its the Sultan's Birthday. Hurrah! Hurrah! Nothing special going on.

8.56 am
Still playing WoW. Can feel eyeballs burning in the sockets. Must play on. Must play on. Hamsters biting cage again.

9.00 am
Server disconnected. 5 minutes rest spent putting chewsticks into hamster cage. Hamsters seem happy. I did not get bitten like Bobo. Its all good.

9.05 am
Server online again! Logged into game and played till eyeballs popped. I am getting sick of this. Give me my emo razor. I shall now proceed to slit myself. It must be deep enough to reach the artery. The veins only make a mess.

12.00 pm
Break for lunch. Lots of haram food on table. All very nyaman. Proceeded to gorge myself on food. Birds chirping outside window.

12.30 pm
Logged into WoW(again wtf). PLayed and played and played until couldnt play anymore. Vowed not to play WoW anymore.

2.34 pm
Opened my notes and studied intensively. Must prepare for State Lab test 2008. Parents came and praised me for my studiousness. Kambangness.

2.34 to 9 pm
Nothing eventful. Etc and Etc. Must remove Britney Spears posters from my walls. The children are getting scared. Madonna posters can stay.

9.00 pm
Eric and the gang played Dota. Lost. Discussed plans for tomorrow but to no avail. Bobo has to jalan with his girl/guy.

10.00 pm
Blogging about pathetic otaku day. Must play WoW. Must play Wow. Bed is warmed.

10.02 pm
Tidur in baby hamster position. Eyeballs feel contented. Hamsters not biting cage anymore.

Love,
Cody

inspired by sue townsend's the secret diary of adrian mole aged 13 and 3/4.

I've got a gnome at the backyard

2007-07-14T23:02:00.000+08:00

We were a goal down. Only minutes left to be played. Tired i was already. It was so hot ah. I ran all the way to the other side of the field to take a corner kick. It was jauh wah, and i was malas already. Being a goal down demoralises you. Nonetheless, i gathered all my semangat and with my super bend-it-like-beckham-super-tornado-slingshot-banana-ichigo kick, i scored! I'm not sure if i scored intentionally or not cause i was kinda aiming at the goal but wasnt at the same time. Entah eh. The goal was kinda dumb lah. But i celebrated like crazy nonetheless.

With the scores level at full time, we now head on to a penalty shoot-out. Ahaha that's what the commentators at winning eleven always say wah. Okay, taking a penalty kick is the hardest thing anyone could ever do. It's worse than solving a relative velocity question for add math. Bokh and his hulu team won the shootout and we celebrated like crazy again. Told you we're going to win it dee.

I went topless for the fans. (eseh)

Hulubalang in their yellow hulu colours.

Dee doesnt play football. He prefers manly sports such as skipping rope. Cody was runner-up at interhouse skipping rope competition today. You should have seen him. He was jumping like he wasn't a giant. Okay he did cause a little tremor.

Cody brought his little hamster to school today. Feck ah it attracted a whole lot of girls. I also encountered a giant mangga today. It was 3 times the size of cody's head. Cody fed the steroids-injected mangga to the baby hamster and the hamster grew breasts and muscles.

Good day it is,

Bokh

p/s: amal-chan, picture has been removed.

pps: i wanna watch transformers ah.

Im ready! Im ready!

gila kanyang eh

2007-07-13T23:10:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!
gahh, stomachku kan melatup ah, i is super kenyang, haha i jst got back from pantaiii empire buffet! super nyamannnnnnn *slurps* but i feel like vomitting now. stuffed myself like a babi ah. my stomach is super bloated sudah eh, like tis guy

fat macam aku.

Fat sudahhhh ah. But tomoro i shall burn all the calories off, im gonna do intense cardio. Get my abs back, and look like bobo's brother.

bobo's bro, kumar.

I apologize for the nude pictures i brought to this blogspot. haram wahh. Im just so tired now. I've got school tomorrow, 3 homework dues, blah blah. Deedee is gonna pass me a hamster tomorrow. Mwahaha im gonna let it play with my cat.

eeek!

Wahh i wouldnt dare la. Im not that cold and heartless. I dont have a cat anyways. And the hamster is bon's one la. Gosh cannot tahan sudah ah, kan ampus.
Im off eh. Sorry guys short post =P

Lover,
Elicious

I suppose i dont know

2007-07-12T21:52:00.000+08:00

It has been a hectic week. What with all the interhouse competitions, tuitions, homeworks (eseh) and other less important stuff such as movies, tvs and japanese drama. Unlike some, I prioritise school work. Im bringing sexy back! yeahhhh.

Okay once again the Harry Potter movie did not fail to disappoint me. It was sucky eh. Only poklens who dont read the book would think that the movie was good. I caught the 9.50 show at empire last night (gilababimati it was so late) as it was the only show which had 2 rows of empty seats. I really didnt care la. My cousins bought the tickets. I just wanted to watch the movie on the day of its premiere. Feck the movie was crappy. If you think the movie was awesome, then you're a bloody poklen. If you think the movie was quite good, then you're a harry potter noob. Go to a bookshop and get the book. Knock yourself out.

So today, i came to school all sleepy la. I lastik a lot of people, mostly amal cause she's the most fun to kacau. Dee and i made a pact not to lastik each other. Amal didnt mind being lastik, she just lastik us back. Fiqah and aini punches back. Wina cries. Unfortunately, there was this dude who got really pissed and started going mad. I'm gonna make him my new best friend.

Cody cried when i broke our little pact.

He got pissed off

Love,

Bokh

HA

2007-07-12T18:19:00.000+08:00

It has been a good four days since I last set eyes on me beloved keyboard. Missed it I have not for these past days were filled with the hustle and bustle of interhouse basketball and etc. Shit happens. Today I woke up at 4+2 am and brushed my beautiful metallic teeth. I read 14 dictionaries while eating sesisir banana. The bananas were kelat and tasted awful. After finishing the last dictionary I mandi and tukar-ed baju into my smart P.E uniform and buttoned up. While contemplating which pants to wear today, I trained my hamsters and taught them to speak. So far, they can only utter 'eekeekeekeekeek'. Went to school and saw Bobo in his usual spot, hanging out in front of Amal's desk. He was playing lastik ah, that little kid. He lastikked everyone, mostly amal. They were constantly seen fighting for pieces of rubber bands. Sigh, Kids. In the end Amal won and lastikked Bokh till his arm was swollen. State lab test results came out today!!!! I only got 162823739 marks out of 10 which was not bad. Ian and Bobo, I'll be sending you postcards from the magnificent State Lab where they do the CSI shit. Oooh yeah there was the indigestible chicken rice. It stayed in my stomach for at least 6029 hours and wouldnt be broken down into their respective basic forms e.g glucose, tetrachloromethanyl bromoxyllic propanoic acidified butan-8-onola bar, and protein. Again, Shit happens.

It has been an uneventful and bland day,
Cody

I wanna be, the very best, that no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
POKEMON!!!!!!!

apakan =_=

someone get me a nice mobile so i can actually post pics.

2007-07-09T21:57:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!
GIGIKU NOT SO PAINFUL SUDAHHHH! WOOOOOT XD
RIGHTEOUS~ i jst got back from tuition, 2 hours of add maths. IM VERY PROUD OF MYSELF CAUSE I FINISHED 3 QUESTIONS! =PP
The staff of dee-elicious have jst been so busy these past few days. Interhouse sports and all. Although the results are quite disappointing as we lost 900/1200 of the games we participated in.
Nonetheless, we still had time to spend our 1 month anniversary together! We went cruising around gadong with bobo's super kijang 1.8 liter, 29 inci rims n spinners. It was all good la.

gosh i suck in editing =/ cody was stoned.

We brought haram drinks with us.

Dirty dancing.

Deedee got angry.

Fishyham scammers. w/o me =/

Well, its getting late ah. I still have my lenses on since tis morning. Im gonna go off guys. XD

Love,
Elicious

The world just chewed her up and spat her out

2007-07-08T21:39:00.000+08:00

Right. Last night i went out to get strainers and other stuff for our booth, syarikat fishyham dan rakan rakan, at hua ho. I stopped by at dream coneZZZ, bought a small cup of frozen sugar, puked and went off to DQ at bandar. Apparently they were out of everything so i went down to the jalan where they sell stuff lah like burger, makanan, 50 cents baju, balloons and stuff lah. Okay the place made me puke 4 times. There was this ah beng with tattoo all over, chewing on a toothpick and smoking his cigarette. He thought he was cool you see. Then a couple of gothic kids screwed him. Fortunately the ah beng was saved by a long-haired girl who whipped the goth kids with her fecking long hair. The kids gave up on goth and turned into hilary duff wannabes. Righteous.

Okay. This many people, came to see...

that guy.

You cant really see the guy but he was attracting a whole lot of crowd okay. Right this happened last night.

So today dee, ian, nigel, kwang and I set up this booth, syarikat fishyham dan rakan rakan, for the ms carnival with pelangi fm or something like that. Okay, Fishyham is ian and cody. Rakan-rakan are nigel and kwang. I'm syarikat.

Our customers were mostly generous people looking for some overrated fun, people who cant find anything to do at the carnival, kids and this dude who spent more than half an hour at our booth catching 11 fishes. The 5 of us took turns attending the customers at the booth. Ian was the most rajin and semangat. Feck I think he was there the whole time. Dee spent some time playing basketball at the carnival. Their team got owned real bad. Bokh found a sexy-voiced lady (not really la) somewhere around the carnival and asked to accompany him for lunch. Unfortunately the sexy-voiced lady (not really) got smelly after playing netball or something so bokh squirted perfume at her. It was all good from then.

Syarikat fishyham dan rakan rakan was a success. Okay, we conned some people, but its alright.

Cody and eric would not be blogging tonight as they are busy celebrating the 1st month anniversary of dee-elicious.blogspot. I personally think it's lame to celebrate such things hence I refused to join their little party.

Tired is I.
Love,

Bokh

Advertisment for the carnival

2007-07-07T22:17:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow is the Carnival at our beloved school, MSPSBS.

Come one come all, spend your money on unamusing games aimed at ripping you off. Win prizes that have no whatsoever use. Have some of that overrated fun. Most importantly, DON'T FORGET TO LAYAN OUR BOOTH which we have so courageously and tediously constructed over the past week. Wee goldfish are up for grabs by winning mini games. Challenge the strength of a tissue paper as you try and net some fish, balance a coin on a lemon and throw bottle caps and etc. Here at FishyHam dan Rakan-Rakan Sdn Berhad's, your money is our money. kidding kidding, pay us a visit and we'll be happy enough.

Yeah so thats it. We're situated to the right of the admin, if you see a stall run by smaller versions of us, you've gone too far. Turn back and head for us. Ian will be the mascot with his poklen hat. Follow the rules and play the games. Take back lil fishies as prizes. Happy fishing =D

jumping the gun,
Cody

ps Visit our booth!

pps Visit our Booth!

gahh my face is screwed up

2007-07-06T20:10:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH GIGIKU SAKIT!
jst a short post today ah!
mom tells me nothing's wrong with my tooth, its just because i kepanasan from the weather + eating heaty food + sleeping late + dehydration.
Well, nothing much happened today so i'll story about yesterday! It was thursday so i had lessons in the morning + cca + basketball in the afternoon.
I arrived school, late again. hopeless i am. blah, then i had cca! went bowling at utama!
i was sparring with ian and bosom. kicked all their ~~asses~~ biasa.
Then we went jollibee!

i is lovin hamburgar.

We followed ms henny back to school! ian had his joyride. =P
I went for my biology practical. We had to draw transverse sections of tomatoes. Unlucky i was cause i got this really cacat tomato. Well, i used my A1 drawing skills and ended up drawing like tis. simplified version saja.

lawa-est tomato ever.

Sherwin joined our class for bio too, then we went basketball together.Bio pracs ended at 3! Basketball started at 4. Blah blah.

my 360 dunk

Needless for me to say, i was star player ah.
We won the match! ~~kalok~~. The crowd was shouting for me and all. Was all good i guess.
Bah im off. Chemistry state lab test tomoro.
I need my facial mask now.

Lover,
Elicious

I want a world but i might throw up

2007-07-05T22:46:00.000+08:00

Tis now the interhouse competition season. Cody and the hulubalangs lost to pahlawan at basketball despite having the big Kok in his team. Dee you let us all down. But its alright, we'll beat the pahs at football. You've got me on your side. All is good dee. Stop crying. stop crying.

I joined cody, little amal, the qurqur and sabri for tennis this morning as the squash courts were occupied by the girls and their interhouse squash competion. Hungry we were so went to the gerai makan we did. All of us ordered the makanan except for sabri who had more important things to do such as dodging the sunlight. Sabri has a disease and cant be exposed to sunlight. No, im not joking. He claims that he melts under the sun.

Okay while we were waiting for our food, the woman selling the makanan started a conversation with us. Actually with amal.

"Kamu kah yang selalu bali burger di sini?" the woman said to amal.
Amal nodded.
"ahh.. cute sudah ia.. lawa sudah.." giggled the woman. She kept on saying this lah.

Then came our food.
"Siapa punya burger daging?" asked the lady.
"Ohh. si cute punya." replied bokh.
Ahaha. Amal dislikes being called cute so she punched me.
"Ehhh.. jangan marah. kalau marah inda cute."

Cody burst into laughter and choked himself. The woman did a body slam on cody and pounded on his chest till he spat out a piece of kelapa.

So Amal is now known as si cute - pronounced 'ki-yut'. I hope she doesn't read this. Tis for the bruises you gave me. I can't believe she punched and pinched me for complementing her. Ahaha!

I also got punched on the stomach by the qurqur today.

Not a good day for the staff of dee-elicious.

Cry i will not,
Bokh

ps, Go hulubalang.

pps, its alright dee.

BBALL AH which i kinda screwed up

2007-07-05T18:28:00.000+08:00

Picture it. Thousands of spectators chanting your name as you walk to the centre of the court. The spotlight shines on you and you wave your arms to the loving crowd. The crowd loves you. Only that you wasn't me. I was showered with tin cans and rotten food as I made my way to my position, beads of perspiration rolling down my growing sideburns. Oh wait no, that didnt happen. I jumped ball with the si panjang, p*ssy Ivan Yong. He looked at me menacingly and gritted his teeth. I slapped him in the face while the referee threw the ball in the air. Ivan Yong was stunned and he fell back, letting me hit the ball to the Kok easily. He drove past the defenders easily and scored a bucket. The whole crowd got to its feet and showered him with claps and shouts. Eric took off his shirt and painted a big letter K on his chest. Eric was also slapped. The hot sun shone on as play was resumed. Ivanny jahat ah and he hit me on the neck. The crowd boo-ed him. Seriously. AHA. Serves you right you Cody-hitting NOOB. FECK YOU HIT ME.

I was hit multiple times when I jumped up. Among my many injuries were a bruised urethra, a battered knee, a bruised stomach, a bleeding lip and a broken heart. On and on the match went. 10 secs, I was up for a free throw and we were losing by 1 point. I aimed to miss it but gravity pulled my ball to the centre of the hoop and ended the game. We lost. But tomorrow is another day. Tonight I shall be crying myself to sleep.

end,
Cody

ps I hate tuition ah. I is so malas =_=

pps Go Hulubalang

If you really want me to..

2007-07-03T19:28:00.000+08:00

I haven't been able to find time to blog lately due to my tight schedule -school, football, badminton, tuition and miscellaneous. Feck, it was as tight as eric's underwear. Here is what happened over the past few days. Eric, cody, bokh and ian got owned by a very old grandpa at badminton. Bokh broke two badminton racquets. Sniff. Bokh and eric lost their interhouse badminton match despite being wisdomed by the old grandpa. However, bokh's sports house won against laksamana at interhouse football. All was not that bad.

Right. On to the good stuff. Dee-elicious and others will be setting up an activity booth for the MS carnival this sunday. Our initial plan was to open a kissing booth. A kiss form from Eric $0.50, Cody $1.00, Bokh priceless.
However, cody got bitten by his rabid hamster and is infected with the disease. Cody then bit eric and infected him too. I'm currently trying my best to stay away from them. So I am now the only one left without rabies but since a kiss from me is priceless (eseh), we won't be making any profit. Hence, we came up with a new plan that is -fishies! Okay okay girls, blame the hamster. Haha. But its alright, fishies are cute too.

Apart from the cool fishies, there'll be other stuff too lah. Eric's going to perform on stage as a clown. Dee will also be on stage singing an acoustic version of Girlfriend by Avril. Okay i bluffed about the performance thingy. But they actually auditioned for it. They just got rejected. Ahaha.

I'm off to get me a new racquet.

Love,
Bokh

Tis not a pretty sight =(

2007-07-01T22:12:00.000+08:00

SexyELicious is heree!!
Currently listening to Gym Class Heroes - cupid's chokehold
Mood - super tired and sleepy
sa-ca-rew u bobo! -.-'' deedee is sleeping, bobo is busy wanking.
check tis out eh. bunch of wannabe gays. =// curry = bobo, take a chance = dee, UIC #234 = ian, UIC #183 = me

-currysmell and murtabak says:
make a lip sing video
Take a Chance. says:
i vote glamorous
-currysmell and murtabak says:
but boyband song's nicer wah
UIC rutipaun #183 eric xD | when did i fall in love with you? says:
BSB!
-currysmell and murtabak says:
eh we need 5 people to shoot the music video
-currysmell and murtabak says:
i'll be nick lah
Take a Chance. says:
ill be aj
Take a Chance. says:
smone bring me hair clips
UIC rutipaun #234 slam in your head says:
go elton john
UIC rutipaun #234 slam in your head says:
=d
UIC rutipaun #234 slam in your head says:
we're all gays anyway
-currysmell and murtabak says:
with dancing?
UIC rutipaun #234 slam in your head says:
yeahh
UIC rutipaun #234 slam in your head says:
whats boyband music without dancing
UIC rutipaun #183 eric xD | when did i fall in love with you? says:
hip hop ku eh
-currysmell and murtabak says:
bah research dance move
Take a Chance. says:
cmin soon: dee-elicious music video
UIC rutipaun #234 slam in your head says:
i become director
Take a Chance. says:
i wanna be choreographer

okay i spilled the beans sudah but beware! coming soon! next summer! we will dominate the billboards! mtv's top 10! best music video awards! golden globe! apakan~
We were inspired by a band of 6 year olds from china who rocks hardcore.

Lover,
Elicious

i love tis girl.

2007-06-30T21:24:00.000+08:00

Today is a lame day,
what have i done today?
i went to school.
i was combusting alkanes with oxygen to form cabon dioxide and water during chemistry, permutating and combining numbers during amaths (kan mati) , investigating the bounce of ping pong balls during physics, fermenting penicillium during biology.wow, how fun.

righteous, i went home after school, grabbed something to eat, bubble bathed, got my stuffs and left for malay tuition. i have missed malay for 13 lessons. seriously. 8 lessons a month so i only missed around 3/2 months. i have learned that stalkers can be really annoying and at the same time very funny at times. tis wat they do, they stare at you first, reaches out to their pockets, takes their phones out with a really lame 1.3 mgpx camera, they try to look as though they are messaging but instead they are taking pics of you. how do i know? he was sitting in front of a mirror. lalaloser. tis happened to a dear friend of mine who is a victim to countless stalking attempts. i pity her =/ know that i is lover you if u read tis.

After tuition, dad fetched me back, changed into my sexy outfit then left for badminton. i've been really caught up with badminton lately cause our interhouse tournament is on monday. been working like a bangla eh =/ Played with chang huei and he owned me with his ~~gay~~ skills again. Anyways, tomoro is dee-elicious' outing no.3 ! Deedee, bobo, iannnie and i are gonna play badminton instead of fishing =//

random pic of my NS8000

tats bobo =P

Lover,
Elicious

Meany Meany Fiqah

2007-06-29T19:46:00.000+08:00

" Cody ko bebau!!" screamed fiqah at the top of her lungs. I stood, rooted to the ground, amazed at this profound act of rudeness. I had done nothing wrong. With her mean eyes she stared at me, flames dancing atop her tudung. I served her with my antigravity move but she stood her ground. I politely asked her what the matter was but all she did was give me the finger. I gritted my teeth and started sobbing. All she did was look straight at the board. I asked her if she smelled nice. This is what she said.

Fiqah:" Everybody LOVES ME,"

Lying I am not.

Unknowingly, I had just been the victim of the ugly and sadistic monster that is Fiqah's PMS. It seldom rears it's ugly deformed head but when it does, chaos and depression is sure to follow. Bokh is also another victim. He was also sent weeping after a confrontation with Fiqah. Bottom line, she is really really really really mean.

Right so Kwangy told me the Ms carnival was coming up and asked to set up a booth. A booth we shall set up! It shall feature the wonderments of the world that is:

Ahaha I wish but the hammies arent ready. Instead it will feature:

So YEAH!

From my boat,

Cody

Dont you just love goodbyes

2007-06-28T23:34:00.000+08:00

Dee-elicious along with some other strangers went for tennis during cca today. Cody's cca is squash, eric's is badminton while bokh's is squash. Due to the interhouse squash competition for girls, all the squash courts were occupied so i joined cody for tennis instead. Eric being staie as usual just hantam-ed join tennis with us. I borrowed amal's ashaway FIRE STAR racquet as she was busy riding the centrifuge thingy at ogdc and wasnt coming for tennis. Righteous.

Hitting neon balls is fun except when you're eric la. Cause eric couldnt hit the ball you see. He got owned. It was also my first time playing tennis and cody challenged me to a singles match. I thought i was gonna get owned. Cody threw the ball up into the air, his eyes focusing on the neon shpere which was invisible under the flaming hot ball of fire (the sun), then smack. Omg omg. The ball was accelerating. The ball was approching me. The ball hit the net. AHAHA. Cody won the game by a mere one point.

Eric lost his sanity cause he couldnt bloody hit the ball. He started holding the racquet like it was a ping pong bat and served the ball ping pong style. Such an idiot. He broke his fingers while attempting it.

Cody's ride came and we all followed him back to his house. His father was surprised to see that ian, eric and I were all heading towards the car and gave us the 'whoa, an ni zhui gin na!' expression. The ride to cody's house with his dad was not awkward at all. Along the way we met edmond and his friends who gave us the finger. Cody's dad acted all gangster and screwed edmond while cody and I used the antigravity move on them. They got served.

Cody and the other teng langs had pork for lunch. omg it was haramshit. I got as far away from them and their haramshit pork and sat with cody's ama enjoying my halal chocolate rice donut. Cody's grandmama was very friendly and was nice enough to accompany me for lunch. We then raced up to cody's room to check on his hamsters. I took one out from its cage and toyed with it. The hamster started making funny expressions which i thought seemed quite familiar. Fecking shit. I lifted the hamster with my other hand and found 2 small black yuckiness on my hand. I was about to squish its head when suddenly 'chomp' it bit me and i tossed it back into its fecking cage. Baru kau tau. After experiencing that bloody incident, i was still not able to resist the hamster's cuteness so i took it out from its cage once more. Fecking hamster bit me again.

I went back to school for amath and chem afternoon class, then poa tuition. Zaty's birthday is today. Happy birthday! and she belanja-ed pizza during poa. Got back home after that, couldn't remember what i did. Showered, then jalan again to restring my badminton racquet before bio. I was half asleep durind bio tuition. I'd usually concentrate during bio classes but i was just too tired. Picked up my badminton racquet from the shop and got back home.

I've got to sleep.

Tired is,
Bokh

Quotes

Bokh: "how much for this grip(badminton)?"
Indian guy from the shop: "$3 for one, $5 if you buy two"

Bloody indian was trying to con me. Bokh took one,paid and was heading out.

Indian guy from shop: "eh kawan. wait. berapa kamu mau jual itu handphone?"
Bokh: "im not selling it."
Indian guy from shop: " aiya, how much itu handphone?"
Bokh: "I dont know. $300. $500 if you buy 2."
HAH! in your face. the indian got served.

Samson went back to to bed

2007-06-28T22:39:00.000+08:00

SexyElicious is heree!!
Today is a very tiring day!
gosh, i woke up, late as usual, did my stuffs, came to school and saw my teacher, okay i assumed i wont be considered late but then today, she had a mood swing and told me, "You're late." WUISHH TAKUT KU EH~righteous so after class, i changed shoes with yee fah cause i had to go to discipline teacher's office for a late slip and my shoe was red in colour. Colored shoes = haram in ms =/

Thennn we had CCA, i followed kweng's car together with deedee, ian and sherry to the stadium for some tennis. Bobo came a bit later on. The weather was bloody hot today la, i couldnt do my 347 km/h serve but i still kicked all their asses so it was all good =P After tennis, ian, bobo and i followed dee back to his house yo. Cody has 2 dogs, one sausage dog and another cute white dog, he's got a few fishes, currently an army of hamsters capable of biting people and shitting on them.

Well it only happened to bobo who ran into codys room and shouted omg hamster hamster! like a sissy then he grabbed one . The hamster pms yo, it bit bobo's hand which left a scar and his finger was bleeding all over T.T not only that, it also shit on bo's hand >.> poor guy had a few stitches on his finger now. Other than that, hamster food is proven to be inedible by prof ian. He tried one of em and almost mati-kan himself. Definitely a good way of suiciding la.

We had lunch at dee's place too! cody had ham and egg rice, ian had roasted pork with duck rice, eric had duck with roasted pork rice! 0ivjfrnbpaoifp haram eh! and bobo had squashed choco rice donut. cody offered him hamster cereals, kicap mega pork with 8 layers of fats, pork juice and all. he said yes to all la. XD good man. Then, we went back to school! They had classes and i was loitering around the school, played ping pong a bit and all.

Feck, mosquitoes in my room! cannot tahan ah im feeling itchy =// and very tired so im gonna sign off now XD

I am the one,
Elicious