Hi Santa This iS me Cody,
As you can see I am quite overweight can you please help me lose weight? Ive tried every pill on the market. I dont believe in exercise because if it is fate then I will be thin one day. I know you can pull some strings on fate so please help me out here.
Also, my English is dieing. It is Feiling me as i speek i don not kno why this is happen. I cannot stop it it is unstopeble. Can u please gif it back to me please. It will pleasure me a lot if the mission is to fulfilled. I will make a pact with you, if you help me improve my English I will be mean to everyone and isolate myself.
I am at an all time low. It has been nothing but a rollercoaster ride downhill, at 360 miles an hour into the fiery depths we call oblivion where light ceases to exist and where everything looks like hello kitty. Dont you just hate hello kitty, why doesnt it have a mouth, hello kitty is an abomination to mankind and what a stupid name if i had a cat for a child i wouldnt name it hello it all, it gives everyone in school an excuse to rip on you. Can you transport me back in time so I can kill those bastards and save the future by preventing needless spending on kitty labelled merchandise and also halting all those cheap copies of hello kitty found in 1.99 shops such as Hello Cat, Hello Kucing, Pink Cat and etc.
I hope everyone in berunei is having fun right now. Here, it it almost always bright, mosquitoes attack you everytime you get out, the ground is always muddy and food is overpriced. Also, the swine flu is rampaging throughout the land. Bless me. Can you take me back like now because I cant be assed to do my exams and I just want to be a farmer/fisherman at some remote place because I'm cool like that?
Also can you do something about my love life, I seem not to have one I am a total failure to men because I ahve never touched a girl before. Everyone says girls have kooties but I dont think so if so why does my daddy not have kooties (sp?). Well he seems to be losing hair i guess that is a symptom. Can you please make me a chick magnet so theoretically if i were say a north pole then all girls can be south poles so attraction happens said my science teacher yesterday like a male dog and a female dog when they stick together. So yeah you dig?
My PSRs are coming soon can you please help me become clever. I am quite stressed about the matter because you see my parents are all pissed at me because I am stoopid but I dont give a shit about my grades. However, people say that if you get like good grades at PSR like 5As or some shit then you get an invitation to Maktab Sains who everyone is like wowing over but I think its totally overrated, I mean you only wow at a school if it has like 3742934 basketball courts and swimming pools with curly slides. I like curly slides.
I tried doing sports today but I failed. My dad keeps ranting about this basketball thing. I mean what is up with that? He said you have to get the ball into the hoop which is like 2193 feet high. Who does he think I am? Kareem Abdul Jabbar? I am only 5 feet 6 inches tall. It seemed like a big thing to him so i just pretended to work hard to get it in. When I made 0 baskets after 50 attempts i decided it wasnt my thing but he seemed quite disappointed so could you please make me a good basketball player when i grow up.
One last thing, can you tell my mom not to force me to go to that goddamn barber who gives me my haircut. I keep telling him I want a fringe but he keeps giving me this goddamn ass of a haircut. It is seriously repelling chicks away. He doesnt understand what layering means he just whips out his scissor and proceeds to cut my hair the only way he knows how, the haircut he learnt at the retard haircutter (not stylist) association of retard wannabe haircutters. Its seriously taking away my mojo.
I know I am asking a lot of you but if you agree to the above terms, I promise I'll give you my nintendo 64, my PS1 INCLUDING HARVEST MOON BACK TO NATURE, and my SEGA DREAMCAST. Yes you heard me a sega dreamcast!
Your humble servant,
Cody Lim ( Circa 2002)
aged 10
SPICE GIRLS NO.1!!!!
I think I'm losing it.
OH YES, Happy birthday Ian Chan sorry for not wishing you ,well I did on skype but my skype has always been faulty. Sorry I have no pictures of us doing poses because I AM NOT A CAMWHORE LIKE ERIC TEO ENG SHENG SI LANG KIA.
Cody, Eily and Bokhari 
stole your heart at : 4:06 AM