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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Fleet Street

My life is uneventful.

Boring.

Mundane.

However everything is much better when she pops up. Dear Sister, if you are reading this, I hate you. Call her the sun if you will but she brightens up my day, more so than the multiple lamps in my room or a camera flash. Whatever, Im speaking gibberish. I hate Stats, I dont get Stats. I will never get Stats. I have Stats homework due tomorrow. I think I'll stop after I write 1(a). I shall depend on a source more reliable. I cant seem to get a grasp on it. Stats seems so...ethereal.

Today has been declared "Anti-Ivan Yong aka Pussy Day" or "We Hate Ivan Day" for short. He has been mean. He has been cruel. He has been selfish. That is why we dont like him. We're kidding Ivan, we love you. But still, if Ivan runs over a biawak while driving, he'll go " oh, i hit a biawak." five minutes after the poor biawak has gone to wherever biawaks go after they die. It's not a big surprise, Ivan you watch the tv advertisements? Where kids can do like complex algebra after they eat Brands? Go eat Brands. Please do, for the sake of all biawaks both big and small.

I am supposed to be at gym now, lifting hardcore weights with Ian Bokh Jon and others (eily you are classified as others, Xiong di points -5). Bokh is as thick as an arm, there is no denying it. Rolan believes we can crush Bokh's chest with one punch, I believe so too. That is why Bokh is considering taking seriously overpriced weight gainers. Weight gainers I'll have you know cause liver problems. Bokh we love you the way you are. Please do not jeapardise your own health, although you are oh so very crushable.

Sar, Donate to stem cell research. With stem cells, we will be able to gain superpowers in the near future, I would personally like the power to generate money from pee. I shall control the world.

yours, but not in a very sane way,

Dee (lah)

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stole your heart at : 7:49 PM

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Tagged by : JunChaiko
Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

I've changed '15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life? to 15. Do you believe 'love at first sight?'

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
- You won't believe me if i tell you, i want to get married at the age of 18. Have kids at the age of 20. Retire by 50. Open a restaurant. Buy a boat and go fishing everyday.

2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
- I want to go to neverland and not have to worry about anything.

3. What's your favorite thing to do?
- Eating, sport-ing, fishing, relaxing.

4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
- Yes and no but money can buy ' happyness'

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
- To be the most successful person in the world, i don't want to be a dreamer, i want to be an achiever :D

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
- Yes.

No, you retard, of course you cant.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
- People.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
- I don't know, im only 17, the only things which comes to my teenage mind are cars, girls, pets, shoes, clothes, and other useless things.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
- I think i just would.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you?
- He's cheeky, nice, and he smells good.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from the other half?
- Well, not like i have one but i would like her to be the talk across the town, a girl who will make all the guys jealous, omg my chemistry teacher.

12. What type of person do you hate the most?
- Selfish.ugly.backstabbing.wannabe.sore losers.

13. What is your ambition?
- I want to be a fat boy who just sits in his office and wait for money.

14. If you can teleport once, where would you go?
- A bank vault with no security so i can escape as well.

15. Do you believe in 'love at first sight?'
- Yess i do.

16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be?
- I regret doing tons of things but its what make me what i am today, and i am happy so i guess thats fine.

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
- Idontknowidontknowidontknoww. laziness perhaps.

18. What is the one thing you definitely can do without?
- School.

19. What is the one thing you cannot do but you wish you could?
- Flying would be cool i think.

20. If you could change a thing about humans, what would it be?
- Selfishness, but yet again, everyone is unique in their own way, so thats pretty cool.

First time doing this, it is pretty lame so i won't bother tagging anyone, if you feel like you have nothing else to blog about in your life, just copy and paste from here.

Nothing much happened today. Went to gym in the morning, field performance practice in the afternoon. Great way to spend a sunday. =\

Im gonna go take a nap now, catch you losers laters.

xoxo,
Eily<3

ps, i want abs.

stole your heart at : 5:31 PM

Saturday, April 26, 2008

lalalala

I would like to apologise for the lack of updates from me. I've been busy.. probably lazy. My life has just not been interesting lately, or it probably is, but im just not so nice to share it with you all. However I shall try my best to find some materials to blog about, just for the sake of keeping this blog alive, and getting some love back. He he.

I will not be posting a poem today (or ever), for I am not artistically talented. Eric Teo Eng Sueng, my friend, was featured in the newspaper yesterday. Unfortunately it said he lost. Rolan was also featured. He lost too. Sokay.

So i went to the gym yesterday. And there was this man. He was big. Like an elephant. And i was scared. Workout was great. But im still scared of the big elephant man.

Cody is madly in love, with a girl. I dont see how that would be possible. I thought he was gay but he has proven me wrong. Eric has yet to prove that he is not gay. Someone tell eric not to wear pig-skin lining shoes to school because it is haramshit and not sexy.

There was no electricity in beloved Gtown today. Bummer. Chelsea are leveled with Manchester in the Premiere League. He he. Poor Manchester fans.

This post is going nowhere. If you are looking for poems, i suggest you visit uicrutipaun.blogspot.com. Search for a boy in a vest and laugh your ass off at the picture. It'll be worth your time.

I am sorry. It hasn't been a good evening.

I figured some of you might not visit the uicrutipaun blog so I just had to post this picture up here. For a fun time, call najib. He is single.

Till then,

Souljaboi Bokh

ps, fart gas makes me sick.

pps, i love kilah :0

stole your heart at : 10:38 PM

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Part of the conversation with the soon to be birthday boy in 3hours40mins time. Poor boy, start chatting with him now.

uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
what are you doing?
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
guitar
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
=\
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
and being sad
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
im growing up
uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
that is really busy?
uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
wtf
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
ehh no
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
thats my nick
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
from 3 days ago
AHAHAHAH
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
malas change
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
ohh
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
no wonder no ones chatting to me
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm really busy says:
HAHAHAH
uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
HAHAHAHA
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
tadaa
uicrutipaun's e183 eily says:
wah, i bet after you changed your nick, someone starts chatting with you in .32 milliseconds
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
no one
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
shit =(
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
aiya i give up
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
im going to shower
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
and cry
uicrutipaun's i234 i'm not busy. let's chat says:
so i wont feel the teardrops on my cheeks

xoxo,
Eric <3

stole your heart at : 8:17 PM

Sunday, April 20, 2008

SexyElicious is heree!!
I just realised that i haven't blogged for more then 2 weeks.
Here i am, attempting to blog once again, after i have failed for 324 times.
I know readers miss me but i have just been so caught up lately.

Activities in eric's interesting life.

School
Homework
Badminton training
Boot camp basketball training
Squash
Field performance practice
Fishing
Chatting mainly
Dvd marathon
Steamboat

Screw this blog. Hit the x button now. This guy is such a loser.

I am sorry, i am suffering from a symptom called blogger's block.

wtf.

ben's ambok

/AKI, by ben. HAHA

I am boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

Ps, bokhari is alive.

xoxo,
Eily <3

stole your heart at : 7:20 PM

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Everyone is making a poem.

Everyone is making a poem.

Sarah ada poem,
UIC has also a poem.
Do I have a poem?
No I don't have a poem.

I want a poem.
What rhymes with poem?
Please don't say phloem.
Chocolate rain.

I like pie.
Not ham on rye.
Not chicken terriyaki.
aku mau BrBee

Now Im back.
Dogs on crack.
Cut me slack.
Chocolate rain.

John Mayer is awesome.
He sang chocolate rain,
with some other guy;
who just clapped his hands.

Heres the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKrrHe3Fkt4
what rhymes with 4?
Ah whatever, I give up.

strawberry fields forever,
dee

stole your heart at : 9:11 PM

Saturday, April 5, 2008

you guys, tulunn lah tulunn.

I AM BORED =/

5,4,3,2,1

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NONONONO.

5,4,3,2,1

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OMFG you are crazy AHHAHA.

5,4,3,2,1

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OMG MAYBE, MAYBE. let put her in the list ;D

gay and i miss you guys.

im alive,
Eily

ps, inside joke.
pps, bokh has turned into a girl. she-he doesnt blog anymore cause hes too cool for us

stole your heart at : 9:58 PM