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Cody, Eily and Bokhari
Age: 18, 18, 18years old
School: Clifton College, Strathallan School, Maktab Sains


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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Happy I am not because Malay oral was crap. It was crappy for reasons that i do not wish to tediously list down. Cody also had a hard time during his oral. He came out of the library still with his pitiful 'saya tidak tahu cikgu' expression on his face. Poor guy. Ian however was a proud Cina. He aced the whole thing which made both Cody and I more depressed. Eric Teo was no where to be seen.

Cikgu: Pada pendapat anda, siapakah golongan dakwah di negara kita?
Cody: ... Saya tidak tahu.


I am currently in no condition to post something good on the blog. Things have not been going so well. Lately, I've been questioning my own ability to do well for the exam. Somehow I feel that I am not ready. But that is not all that has been bothering me. I have to deal with other things such as the fact that people actually use artificial vagina to extract bull's semen and then insert their hand into a cow's rectum so that they could get hold of their oviduct and inject bull's semen into them. I mean, who would do such things? Poor cattle.

As you can see I am a hurting child. Though I may seem cheerful, happy and irresistibly cute on the outside, I am actually crying on the inside. I believe that no man should cry because of a screwed up oral or bulls being sexually harassed by machines. However, crying on the inside is okay and acceptable. It does not make me in any way gay.

I shall cry myself to sleep tonight. Once again, Malay oral was...


With love and much sadness,

Bokh

ps, I've accepted that it is okay to sexually harass bulls and cows with machines and needles. It is after all for the benefit of humankind.

pps, Puasa makes me hungry


stole your heart at : 9:29 PM
Sunday, September 23, 2007

SexyElicious is hereee!! =P
Dearest blog,

How have you been? I hope your doing well. Bobo is a great guy, Im sure he'll take care of you when im not around. Cody still has internet. Sure he doesnt blog anymore, but i reckon, deeeeeep insid, he still loves you. Its okay to be emo once in a while, just cry it out like ian, its healthy. Well, i've got to do my homeworks now, we shall chat soon yes. Till then, dont die on me. Stay strong and take care.

Dear taggers,

Why isnt anyone showing the love to this blog anymore? Help us help you, tagging = love. Cody is willing to give hamsters to taggers who are devoted to this blog. Bobo will give free hugs to any guy as he is desperate and lonely.

Dear bobo,

I hope you still have the energy to blog. Its only puasa dude, dont be such a sissy. Be a man, do the right thing. And the right thing to do is to study yo. Listen to cody, you should start wanking to books now. No more sissy korean dramas.

Dear cody,

Dont be trippin on bobo man. I'll call my gang and beat you up yo. Yea, be scared beech.

Pps, i dont know where this is going. Everyone is being emo lately. Emo = fail.

The one and only emo,
Elicious

stole your heart at : 1:45 PM
Monday, September 17, 2007
Dear Bokh

Dear Bokh,


How are you? Have you broken your fast? Have you been a good boy? I hope so. I sure hope so bokh. I wish you to be well.


I did not wish to tell you this but due to your not so convincing qualifying exams and your unwillingness to revise, I fear that I must. I feel that it is my responsibility to remind you that O'level is in a couple of weeks time. I suggest you start working very hard now and do a little less blogging. Besides, your friends don't even tag on the tagboard anymore. They don't love you. It's okay though. You can show them what you're worth when you do well in your O'level.


However, I do need to remind you that being smart does not really help you to get the girls. But having lots of money does -most of the time. To get lots of money, you must work really hard and do really really well in your O'level exam. That way you can get a good scholarship and go study abroad where you must study even harder and graduate to become someone very successful. If you were to become a successful man, getting the girls would not be a problem. Even if you look like him.


Though I wouldn't date him if I were a girl. But that's beside the point. I'm sure you've got the looks to go with it too so dont worry ;D

Okay, what I'm really trying to tell you is that you should be studying right now! Not doing unuseful, sad things such as writing a letter to yourself and posting it on your blog. What you should be doing now is to study real hard. That way when you get your results next year, you can tell your friends who dont show any love to this blog anymore by not tagging every once in a while that while you were gone and not blogging, you were actually doing something productive such as practising your additional math. I'm not sure if you understand what I've just said but try to read through it again and I hope you get what I mean.

I think I have said enough and I hope that this will inspire you and probably some of your friends too who might actually read this pointless but actually meaningful letter. Till then.

Much Love,

The better half of your conscience.

Ps, I wish you all the best.

Pps, Do not write back for I merely exist.




stole your heart at : 9:40 PM
Saturday, September 15, 2007
why friends shouldnt call friends non-friends because it might cause the non-friend to shoot the friend with a great big shotgun which will..

I am here to conduct a valiant last-ditch effort to save this blogspot which seems to be slowly decomposing pixel by pixel. Bokh has done well seeing the last 4 posts were by him and him only. The holidays have been fairly enjoyable seeing as I don't have to look at a certain someone. Not you Bokh, ni she ge peng yu. Since you were in the company of she who must never ever never be named cos if she is named i might get into real serious shit, I had to distance myself(which I did remarkably well since i managed to actually finish a maths past year paper). Rest assured for I shall not bitchslap you any longer.


Over the holidays I have developed several new traits and abilities which I shall tediously list out:

1. The ability to wrestle bears
2. Greg House Syndrome which is obtained by watching over 60+ hours of House M.D.
3. I now have a limp and extremely painful comebacks from Greg House Syndrome, Whoozahhh
4. Lots of medical know-how obtained from House M.D.
5. Hatred for she who must not be named and etc serta many theories on behavioral patterns.
6. Conclusion that watching excessive amounts of Korean dramas, Japanese boybands, drooling over hot Asian guys, listening to Japanese music eventhough you don't understand even a word Japanese, attempting to emulate behavioral patterns of Japanese girls ( posing for camera with excessive use of the peace sign) and excessive usage of the Japanese word 'ya da' will cause your pituitary gland to expand and explode. Without a pituitary gland, hormone supplements will be needed and you will stay SHORT forever and ever.
7. The ability to do a lumbar puncture in the classroom
8. My hair has grown an inch.
9. Friends are overrated.



It has been a positive experience,
Cody ' I still have internet ' Lim


stole your heart at : 11:13 AM
Monday, September 10, 2007
I'm a prettyboy

Hmm.. holiday has been unproductive.




So today I had a little bonding with my guy friends. Damn it i know its sad. It was like a girls day out except we're... boys. Daingggg! Boys day out.

Where are the girls when you really need them?


So a group of 5 guys went to excapade for lunch, had sushi, embarrassed themselves and had emo talk about girls. Okay I lied about the last part. Then the 5 of us got onto our pink unicorns and flew over to the mall. Yeah! The Mall! Omg I was so excited! Okay I wasn't. There were no pink unicorns either. Damn it.


A couple more guys joined us there then ooohh some girls came. I was overjoyed. But then no, I was determined to make this outing a boys only day out! So me and a bunch of other guys decided to catch a different show. It took us a while to decide what movie to watch.


"Ohh lets watch Impak Maksima."
"Oh oh yeah! Lets watch that!"
"Its that Malaysian movie right? Oh lets watch it!"
"Yeah yeah the name of the movie sounds cool! Lets watch it!"



And then I was like WTH?! I wasn't gonna waste my money so I voiced out.
"Rush Hour 3. I don't care we're watching Rush Hour 3! "



So watched Rush Hour 3 we did. Great success. Nothing much happened afterwards.


Nothing much happened during the holidays either. Met Eric at a buffet last Saturday night. I was with my family. He was with his. I just wanna say this to everyone who thinks Eric is sexy.


He is not sexy okay! He eats like a pig. He skipped the appetizer but helped himself to 5 rounds of the main course. He probably ate the whole lamb that they served that night. It was scary shit. I lost my appetite. He was still helping himself to some bread pudding when I left. Don't be surprised if he turns out like the picture below after the holidays.


I would like to put a fatter picture of him but I don't like to exaggerate. So yeah. Haha! Sorry ric, I'm kidding. We all know you're sexy. Pfft. yeah right.

Anyone up for squash? fishing? football? Eric you surely need to exercise after the buffet. Niao Hia we better play squash tomorrow! Ian busted his knee so he's being a proper handicap at home. Eric is plain malas. I don't know where cody is. I am very lonely this holiday. Girls, I am very VERY free this holiday =D okay, kidding!

Happy I am not,

Bokh

Eric, Cody and Bokh says hi to taggers.


stole your heart at : 10:16 PM
Friday, September 7, 2007
For Cody

Once again I will be blogging by myself. Without partners dee and eric. Eric cut off his internet connection so that he could study. Bullcrap. Cody is busy being angry at almost everyone. I think we all need to show him some love. Its okay dee. Mai khi liao.

Amal-chan needs to apologise to Cody. Cannot tahan anymore ah. If not i will cut myself into 200 pieces, feed my liver to the pigs, and process my intestine into sausages. Proper emo. No shit.

Holiday is gonna be the bomb. Its gonna be fishing, squash, football, edmond's exclusive non-huanna only party and other stuff. Hell yeah.


Ahaha I wish. Holiday is gonna be sad.

Dee-elicious.blogspot wishes everyone a happy holiday and advance selamat berpuasa.

Till then,
Bokh

Ps, Thanks izzy for the super coolest birthday present, syaz for the card. Cute ah! And everyone else who wished me a happy birthday.

pps, everyone needs to show cody some love. Im serious!

stole your heart at : 10:07 PM
Monday, September 3, 2007
I am still a virgin

Today, I lost my innocence. It was forcefully taken away from me by fiqah. What she did I shall not tell. Damn it, you've shamed me.

Short update today because I'm really tired after pasting papers and copying stuff onto my peribahasa book. Thank you amal-chan for the book. I think i might have spilled some coffee on it.

Yesterday morning Dee, Ian and I went to Chung Hwa funfair. Our main objective was to catch ducks. However the ducks supply were exhausted even before we came so objective failed. Instead we splashed out $10 each on miniature golf. We got pawned under the hot scorching sun!

Okay okay, actually our main objective was to visit our old school where dee and I used to go to when we were in kindergarten and primary. Back then my hair was combed to the side and Cody was a fat loser. The school playground was dominated by us back at our time. Paikia ah! Ian was not from Chung Hwa but he just tagged along cause he heard there's gonna be ducks.

Cody, Eric, Ian, Benny went fishing again hoping to catch another giant pacu but got bitch-slapped by a Bangla instead. Poor boys. I had to miss out on the dramas cause I had to go for tuition. Here's something that Cody would like to share.






Cody's infamous peanut butter bread chum. Eric freaking out.

Love,

Bokh

ps, fiqah, you have sinned.


stole your heart at : 10:06 PM